Lizzo is squashing some wild rumors faster than a plate of pancakes at brunch!
Apparently, the internet thinks our queen Lizzo, a.k.a Melissa Jefferson, has been secretly sipping on Ozempic smoothies or gasp turning to the magic dust to shed some pounds. But at 36 years fabulous, Lizzo’s not here for your conspiracy theories.
See, Lizzo’s been hitting the gym harder than a toddler with a drum set, sharing her fitness videos like the cardio goddess she is. But, because the internet loves to internet, one armchair fitness expert decided to comment on a workout video, suggesting that Lizzo’s secret formula was either Ozempic or… cocaine. (Yeah, someone really said that. You can’t make this up.)
Well, our girl wasn’t about to let that slide. She fired back with screencaps of the comment, throwing some good ol’ snark at it with, “‘oZeMpIc oR cOkE?’ – a fan 😭😭😭😭.” She even added so many crying emojis, it’s like she was holding a full-on emoji funeral for that ridiculous comment.
But wait, there’s more! To put the cherry on top, Lizzo posted a video of herself dramatically sighing and lip-syncing to a clip that said, “It’s like a reward.” The caption? “When you finally get Ozempic allegations after 5 months of weight training and calorie deficit.” Translation: All that hard work and dedication, and people still think she’s taking shortcuts! Classic internet logic.
So yeah, Lizzo’s out here doing the work, and people are out here… doing the least. Stay legendary, Lizzo!
