Lisa Marie Presley Claims Her Ex-Husband, The Late Michael Jackson, Was A Virgin At 35-Years-Old

Lisa Marie Presley has just dropped a memoir from beyond the grave—yep, you read that right! Her posthumous tell-all, hilariously titled “From Here to the Great Unknown”, is now available for purchase. (Yes, dead people can still release bestsellers, apparently. The afterlife’s got good Wi-Fi.)

Now, before we dive into the juiciest bits, a somber note: Lisa Marie passed away at 54 due to complications from a small bowel obstruction. But don’t worry, she left behind some tea to be spilled, and her daughter Riley Keough stepped in to help finish the memoir. Talk about teamwork!

Of course, you’re here for the wildest part: her marriage to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Picture this—Lisa Marie, the daughter of Elvis, marries MJ, the Moonwalker himself. It’s like the ultimate celebrity smoothie, blending rock ‘n’ roll and moonwalking madness.

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But wait, it gets better. Apparently, on their wedding day in 1994, 25-year-old Lisa Marie found out that her 35-year-old husband was… wait for it… still a virgin. Yep. A virgin. (Cue dramatic gasps and a collective “Wait, what?” from the audience.) She spills the beans, saying, “He told me he was still a virgin.” Yeah, because nothing says “romance” like admitting you’ve never really experienced the birds and the bees while you’re saying, “I do.”

According to Lisa Marie, MJ had allegedly only kissed a couple of famous women before her—Tatum O’Neal, Brooke Shields—you know, just the usual gals. Oh, and Madonna supposedly made a move on him, but apparently, that didn’t go anywhere. (Sorry, Madge, maybe your “Like a Virgin” vibes were too on the nose?)

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Naturally, Lisa Marie was shook. She didn’t want to make any wrong moves, which is understandable when you’re trying to get cozy with the world’s most famous glove-wearing, moonwalking enigma. But plot twist—when MJ decided it was time for their first kiss, he went for it like a pro. Cue smooth criminal entrance music. And then, things got physical. Yes, the man who once belted out “The Way You Make Me Feel” apparently didn’t want to wait until the wedding night. “I’m not waiting!” he allegedly said, throwing the concept of patience out the window like a fedora in a dance number.

Lisa Marie also dished on the early days of their marriage, gushing that she was “actually so happy.” So happy, in fact, that she’s pretty sure she’s never been that happy again. (Oof, now that’s some emotional whiplash.)

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And of course, because no conversation about Michael Jackson would be complete without addressing those other allegations, Lisa Marie had some strong words. She firmly stated, “I never saw a goddamn thing like that. I personally would’ve killed him if I had.” So, yeah, she wasn’t playing around.

So, if you’re into posthumous memoirs, celebrity revelations, or just really, really curious about what happens when Elvis’ daughter marries the King of Pop, Lisa Marie’s memoir is your next must-read. You can snag a copy and get all the details—from the ghost of Graceland to Neverland Ranch.

Lisa Marie Presley Claims Her Ex-Husband, The Late Michael Jackson, Was A Virgin At 35-Years-Old

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