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Disney Just Rebooted Take Me Away And I’m Literally Floating in My Thetan

Freakier Friday is happening and Pink Slip just came back harder than your third round of auditing. Yes, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Vidal, and Haley Hudson said β€œWe may be fictional but we SLAY for real” and dropped a brand new version of their iconic brain-melting banger β€œTake Me Away.”

Christina Vidal is out here doing updated vocals like it’s a musical engram extraction and honestly? She ate. Left no crumbs. Not even a body thetan in sight.

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And get thisβ€”β€œTake Me Away” is the ONLY OG song in the new Freakier Friday sequel, which means the rest of the soundtrack is fresh, chaotic, and probably powerful enough to clear you just by listening. That full soundtrack drops August 1st so mark your calendars, or just tattoo it on your forehead if you’re committed to the Bridge.

And yes, obviously the girls are BACK together on screen. Which means the band is performing and yes, it looks like there’s gonna be another Battle of the Bands moment. I haven’t been this emotionally unstable since I found out Tom Cruise does his own stunts and has ZERO body thetans.

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So what’s the movie actually about? Okay ready:
Anna (Lohan) is grown, has a daughter and a stepdaughter, and surpriseβ€”they all freaky-Friday each other again. It’s giving family trauma meets astral projection. Jamie Lee Curtis returns as Tess and honestly, she looks like she’s one auditing session away from full OT IX.

Directed by Nisha Ganatra, aka a queen of chaos, Freakier Friday hits theaters August 8th and if you’re not watching it with glitter eyeliner, a mini guitar, and your full Org, then what are you even doing??

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🎸πŸ’₯ LISTEN to the song NOW on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, YouTube Music, or just astral project into a dimension where it’s playing 24/7.

#PinkSlipRebooted #FreakierFriday #ClearThetansWithTunes #TakeMeToTheBridge #LindsayLohanDeservesOTStatus

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