Lily Allen is proving that the best way to move on after a breakup isn’t just a killer playlist and a dramatic haircut—it’s an upgrade that comes with a warranty.
The 39-year-old “It’s Not Me, It’s You” singer just revealed that she treated herself to some new assets following her split from David Harbour, the beloved dad-bod sheriff from Stranger Things. And honestly? We support a post-divorce perk-up.
Bigger and Better Things
During the latest episode of her Miss Me? podcast, Lily casually dropped the bomb that she’s welcomed two new members to the family—and no, they don’t require a car seat.
“Oh, how do I feel about aging?” Lily mused. “Well, I just got some additions to the family. I don’t know if you’ve noticed.”
Her co-host, Miquita Oliver, was quick to remind her that yes, she had noticed—mainly because Lily ripped her top off a month ago to showcase the new arrivals in all their high-and-mighty glory.
“I was like, absolutely incredible,” Miquita recalled, probably still processing the moment.
Lily then got real about the interesting dynamic happening in her reflection.
“They look amazing when I take my top off, but there’s definitely a contrast in age between my breasts and my face,” she admitted.
Translation: She’s now walking around with the energy of a 40-year-old woman who just discovered a wrinkle cream that actually works, but with a chest that just got its high school diploma.
What’s Next? A “Drop & Fluff” Journey
Because Lily is nothing if not educational, she also gave listeners a Crash Course in Boob Science 101.
Apparently, fresh implants go through a mystical process called “drop and fluff”—where they start off sitting a little too proudly before eventually settling in for a more natural, relaxed vibe.
“They’re still quite high and still quite hard,” Lily explained. “I haven’t got to ‘drop and fluff’ yet, but I’m very much looking forward to that.”
(Same, girl. We love a character development arc.)
Oh, and in case you were wondering—Lily is already eyeing her next upgrade.
“I might get the BBL next,” she teased. Because if you’re gonna rebuild, you might as well renovate the whole property.
Photoshoot Era, But Make It Private (For Now)
Of course, no glow-up is complete without a little spicy content creation.
“I’ve been buying fancy lingerie that my boobs can actually fit in,” Lily admitted. “And taking pictures on my phone.”
So, has she been sharing these artistic masterpieces?
Not yet.
But let’s be real—Lily Allen is in her single, snatched, and thriving era, and we have a feeling those photos might just find their way to the right inbox soon.
Stay tuned—this journey is far from over.
