Bobby Bones Responds To Julianne Hough Saying He Shouldn’t Have Won ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Buy Me A Coffee

In the ongoing saga of “I Can’t Dance, But I Still Won,” Bobby Bones has officially responded to Julianne Hough’s comments about his Dancing with the Stars victory. You see, on Watch What Happens Live!, Julianne was asked if she ever side-eyed a winner of the show. Without hesitation, fellow guest Mickey Guyton threw Bobby’s name into the mix like it was the hottest new TikTok dance challenge. And Julianne? Well, she jumped on that bandwagon faster than you can say “cha-cha-cha.”

Now, let’s be clear: Bobby Bones knows he dances like a dad at a wedding after too much punch. And he’s not mad about it.

In classic Bobby fashion, he responded with a level of humor and self-deprecation that would make even the most awkward wedding dancer feel like they have a shot at the Mirrorball Trophy.

See also  Cheryl Bruke Spills The Dangers Of Married Celebrities Starring On 'Dancing With The Stars'

“Julianne Hough can get no slander from me,” Bobby started, likely while practicing a two-step that involves more stepping on toes than smooth footwork. “I was the worst dancer. I take pride in that. Now, I tried as hard as anybody in the history of the show, but I can’t dance now, couldn’t dance then.”

Yes, this man is so comfortable with his lack of rhythm that he’s practically wearing it as a badge of honor. Like, forget the Mirrorball Trophy, where’s his trophy for Most Uncoordinated Yet Strangely Victorious Human Ever?

But Bobby didn’t stop there. Oh no, he doubled down on his anti-dancing credentials like a true champion of, well, not-dancing.

“You know who took down the big evil empire of dance?” he said, before reminding us that there’s no empire and it’s definitely not evil.“Me and you! We did it together!” He’s basically the Luke Skywalker of bad dancing, but instead of a lightsaber, his weapon is a complete lack of coordination. And who was his Yoda? The fans! Yes, the same fans who voted him through despite his feet moving in ways that defy both gravity and logic.

See also  ‘Shoresy’ Season 4 Trailer Drops—Brace Yourselves for More Chirps and Chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Bobby wasn’t just content with being the worst dancer. No, no. He went full Game of Thrones with it, crowning himself the “Greatest Champion Ever!” Forget Jon Snow, Bobby Bones is here to claim the throne of People’s Champion – armed with two left feet and a boatload of humility.

“I’m the man of the people! I didn’t say I was the greatest dancer, but the greatest champion ever!”< Move over Michael Jordan. Bobby Bones is rewriting the definition of "champion" one awkward shuffle at a time.

See also  Robert Irwin Rips Off Shirt, Wrangles Snake, and Waltzes Into Dancing With the Stars Announcement Like a Wildlife-Fueled Fever Dream
And let’s not forget the closing zinger: “Mickey Guyton, what? Julianne Hough, you’re cool. I’m a terrible dancer, but they changed the rules after I left because the fan vote was so good.”

That’s right. Bobby’s victory was so shocking, they had to go back and recalibrate the entire show. He didn’t just win Dancing with the Stars, he fundamentally altered the space-time continuum of competitive ballroom dancing.

Julianne saw the response and laughed, commenting with a “Hahaha 😂 👏.” Translation: Even she can’t hate on the level of self-awareness Bobby is serving up.

Bobby Bones: Terrible dancer, self-proclaimed champion of champions, and the guy who will forever remind us that sometimes, fan love is stronger than the tango.

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Lenny Kravitz Clarifies Comments on Black Media Outlets

Lenny Kravitz is doing a stand-up routine on his...

Brandon Jenner Welcomes Fourth Child, Third With Wife Cayley Stoker

Brandon Jenner is officially a dad... AGAIN. That’s right,...

Dolly Parton Talks About Beyonce Being Snubbed By The Country Music Awards

Dolly Parton, the queen of country sass and sequins,...

Justin Bieber Carries His Dog in a Louis Vuitton Bag

Guess who we spotted strutting their stuff in the...

You Might Also Like

Lance Bass is Out to Find the “Next Great Boy Band”

In the mystical land of boy bands, where glitter...

Karlie Kloss Opens Up About Her Fitness Routine Since Giving Birth

Karlie Kloss, the fabulous model extraordinaire and newly crowned...

Jason Kelce Reveals How Much Weight He’s Lost Since Retiring From The NFL

Jason Kelce, the human mountain formerly known as an...

Olympian Snowboarder Shaun White Reveals How He Proposed To Nina Dobrev

Snowboard legend Shaun White went all-in with the storybook...

Kylie Jenner Walks For Coperni To Close Out Paris Fashion Week

Kylie Jenner pulled a classic "fashionably late" move, waiting...