🚨Lily Allen Says She “Can’t Remember” How Many Abortions She’s Had—And Somehow Made It Sound Like a Rom-Com Plot??! 🚨

So Lily Allen—yes that Lily Allen, queen of chaotic bops and emotional whiplash—just got way real on her podcast Miss Me? and baby, the tea was piping, flaming, and clinically unhinged. ☕🔥

On the mic with her bestie Miquita Oliver, Lily casually tossed out:

“Abortions, I’ve had a few… but like, I actually can’t remember how many?”

UHHH WHAT NOW?! 😳🧍‍♀️

She estimates it’s maybe four or five??? And Miquita jumped in like, “same girl, like fiveish?”
This is not a bingo game, besties 😭💅

But WAIT—it gets wilder. Lily then dropped this absolutely chaotic gem:

“I remember once getting pregnant and the man paid for the abortion, and I thought it was so romantic.”

BABE. Not the rom-com abortion era. Not 50 Shades of Co-Pay. 🫠💸💐
Spoiler alert: he didn’t text her ever again. Ghosted harder than your high school situationship after prom.

Lily now has two daughters—Ethel (13) and Marnie (12)—with her ex-husband Sam Cooper. She also tragically lost her son George in 2010. 💔

So yeah. Between glam pop stardom, emotional chaos, ghosted abortions, and brutally real motherhood moments, Lily Allen is living proof that life doesn’t come with a vibe check.

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