Liam Payne’s final toxicology report is out, and let’s just say—NASA should’ve been called, because this man was practically orbiting the Earth when he fell from that hotel balcony in Argentina.
According to the National Criminal and Correctional Prosecutor’s Office No. 14 (which, judging by that long name, sounds just as exhausted as we are from hearing tragic celeb news), Liam’s blood alcohol level was a jaw-dropping 2.7 grams per liter when he plummeted to his untimely demise.
To put that into perspective: Alcohol.org (yes, that’s apparently a thing) says that translates to 0.27% BAC—which is the level where people start seeing double, forgetting their middle names, and texting their exes just to say “wyd?” At 0.3%, things start getting really dicey, and at 0.4%, your body might just file a resignation letter and clock out permanently.
But wait—there’s more! Liam’s system wasn’t just a bar on legs; it was practically a walking science experiment. The report also found he had:
✅ Cocaine metabolites (because why stop at alcohol?)
✅ Methylecgonine & benzoylecgonine (I don’t know what these are, but they sound like something that should stay in a chemistry lab)
✅ Cocaethylene (which is literally what happens when your liver mixes cocaine and alcohol, because apparently, even his organs were partying)
✅ Sertraline (an antidepressant, because after all that, the body still tried to balance itself out—A+ for effort)
On top of that, toxicology tests revealed he also had cocaine, crack, ketamine, and alcohol in his system. In other words, if there was a “Do Not Mix” section on the back of a pharmacy bottle, Liam took it as a challenge.
