Lana Del Rey, Queen of Melancholy and Aesthetic Sadness, has seemingly made it official with… drumroll… a gator tour guide! Yes, you heard that right! Jeremy Dufrene, the man who can point out a gator like nobodyβs business, has reportedly stolen the heart of the βSummertime Sadnessβ singer. And, let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to date a guy who knows his way around a swamp?
The 39-year-old songstress stepped out in a light blue dressβlikely the exact shade of sadness if you asked herβand was spotted holding hands with Jeremy after a glamorous wedding. This wasnβt just any wedding, though! It was Karen Elson’s wedding, which naturally meant a congregation of all the cool people in the universe had gathered. And, of course, Lana and her gator guide were front and center.
Now, this sighting comes after Lana basically did a magical disappearing act on the rumors of their romance. One minute they’re a couple, the next minute itβs as if Jeremy vanished into the murky waters of the bayou. But hey, you canβt stop true love or a well-timed wedding appearance, right?
Rumor has it, Lana and Jeremy first met way back in 2019βprobably over a deep discussion about whether gators are the true embodiment of emotional depth (just guessing). Since then, theyβve sporadically popped up on each otherβs social media, because nothing says βromanceβ like a few well-timed Instagram photos!
Also at the wedding were some minor celebsβoh, you know, Helena Christensen, Linda Evangelista, and some guy named Taylor Swift… wait, no, Taylor Swift! She apparently had a plus-one named Travis Kelce, because why not throw an NFL player into this story? Vogue spilled all the tea on the wedding, which took place at Electric Lady Studios, owned by the groom Lee Foster, but letβs be realβthe real electricity here was Lana and her gator-whispering beau.
Is this the beginning of the next great love story or simply another chapter in Lanaβs poetic saga? Only time, and maybe an alligator or two, will tell!