La La Anthony just pulled up to Watch What Happens Live and dropped some frosty little updates about the friendship that once was between Kim Kardashian and Larsa “I’ve Got Abs and Opinions” Pippen.
So there La La was, posted up in front of Andy Cohen (the King of Stirring the Pot with a Smile), when he casually asked if she’s still chatting it up with The Real Housewives of Miami diva herself, Larsa P.
La La blinked, sipped her glam, and said (basically), “Girl, who? I haven’t seen Larsa in like… I don’t know… a whole calendar year? I don’t go to Miami much. It’s not really giving beach vibes—it’s giving I have other things to do.”
Andy, the professional chaos coordinator he is, followed up with the shadiest question of all: “So is Larsa still part of the Kim K Cinematic Universe™?”
La La gave us a head shake so sharp, it could slice a cucumber. “I don’t see her. I don’t see her,” she said, basically channeling every person who blocks an ex on Instagram. Then she looked Andy dead in the face and added, “Andy, you messy! The way you ask questions with that poker face—it’s diabolical!” (We love a woman who tells the truth.)
Now, if you’ve forgotten the Great Unfollowing of 2020—bless your drama-free heart—here’s a quick refresher: back in July of that year, eagle-eyed fans noticed that Kim and the Kardashian Sisters Three (Kourtney, Khloé, and Passive Aggressive Caption Energy) were no longer following Larsa on Instagram. Dun dun dun.
In true passive-aggressive PR fashion, Larsa popped onto her Insta Story and served a slice of “I’m unbothered” pie:
“I woke up this morning blessed and saw that everyone is worried about who I follow or unfollow. I’m focusing on my kids, my workout empire, and people who text me back in real life.”
Translation: I see the shade, and I raise you a soft launch of my new business venture.
Later, the plot thickened when Larsa basically blamed Kanye “I Might Interrupt Your Award Speech” West for the friend-breakup. Fast-forward to December 2021, and she said she and Kim were “in a good place”—which sounds suspiciously like the thing you say when you don’t want to burn bridges but also don’t want to RSVP to their birthday dinner.
And in case you’re wondering: yes, Larsa is back on The Real Housewives of Miami, and yes, Season 7 is coming soon, because Bravo never lets a feud die—they just give it a confessional and a beach backdrop.
So what did we learn here today, friends?
Friendships fade. Instagram follows are weaponized. And Andy Cohen is still the undisputed heavyweight champ of calmly poking drama with a diamond-encrusted stick.