Janet Jackson Reflects On The Time She Nearly Flashed The Late Queen Elizabeth

Let’s take a trip down wardrobe malfunction lane with none other than the legendary Janet Jackson, who found herself in a royal pickle—literally—in front of Queen Elizabeth herself. Yes, the Queen of England got a front-row seat to a pants disaster that would haunt anyone’s nightmares, but for Janet, it’s just another Tuesday.

So, picture this: it’s 1990, and Janet’s got her groove on, fresh off receiving her shiny new star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She’s riding high on the success of her Rhythm Nation 1814 album and looking like a fierce, unstoppable fashion icon. Fast forward to a royal event where she’s about to perform in front of Queen Elizabeth. Because who wouldn’t want to bust out a few dance moves in front of the world’s most iconic monarch? But here’s where the plot thickens… or rather, where the fabric thins.

Janet took the stage, all eyes on her. The rhythm was pumping, the crowd was vibing, and then—disaster struck. Mid-squat, right in the middle of the dance routine, her pants decided they’d had enough of holding it together.

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Cue the great “Booty Split of ‘90.”

In Janet’s own words: “I was doing Rhythm Nation and boom, as soon as I hit that squat, my pants split right down the booty crack! I thought, ‘This isn’t happening. Not today, Satan!’” But alas, the pants had other plans.

Now, most of us would freeze in sheer terror if our behinds were suddenly exposed to royalty, but not Janet. Oh no, she improvised like a pro. “I could feel the breeze back there,” she said, probably feeling the cool judgment of centuries of British monarchy on her derriere. But instead of panicking, Janet went full Jedi. “I never turned my back on the Queen,” she said. “I just kept facing forward like it was all part of the show.”

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The best part? Janet couldn’t help but wonder, “Can you imagine if I had flashed her, even for just a second? I would’ve been banned from Buckingham Palace forever.” A royal scandal for the ages: The Queen, the Crack, and the Pop Star.

And, let’s not forget, this isn’t Janet’s first wardrobe malfunction rodeo. Who could forget The Super Bowl Incident of 2004, where she and Justin Timberlake conspired to create a “costume reveal” that, well, revealed a bit more than planned? Janet’s just out here living life, dodging wardrobe betrayals left and right, all while keeping her composure like the legend she is.

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Moral of the story? If you’re going to have a wardrobe malfunction, make sure it’s in front of a monarch. At least then you’ll have a story that’s fit for a Queen!

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