Kylie Jenner has finally broken her silence after the devastating news that her legendary hairstylist, Jesus Guerrero, has passed away at the age of 34. And let’s be real—this man didn’t just do hair; he sculpted works of art on Kylie’s head.
Jesus’ sudden passing has left fans, celebrities, and wig wearers everywhere in deep mourning. While the cause of death remains unknown, one thing is for sure: Heaven just got itself a hairstyling legend.
As reports swirl that Kylie is covering all expenses for Jesus’ family (because billionaire bestie perks are a real thing), she took to Instagram to share a heartfelt tribute to the man who kept her tresses tamed through breakups, billion-dollar deals, and at least 437 different hair colors.
“Jesus was more than a hairstylist. He was my rock. My support system. My emergency therapist when my split ends had an existential crisis,” Kylie began, undoubtedly in full glam.
She continued, “I don’t know how I would have survived the past decade without him. He had a way of making even my worst hair days feel like a Vogue cover. Literally, what am I supposed to do now? Just… have bad hair??”
The emotional tribute didn’t stop there. “Jesus, you were a magician. A true artist. No one could make my wigs lay flatter or my extensions blend smoother. I loved you so much, and this pain is unbearable. Who’s going to tell me when I have a bald spot now?”
In one of the most touching moments, Kylie revealed, “I laid in your bed the way you used to lay in mine, talking for hours. I would give anything for one more deep conversation… or one more hair emergency where you show up and say, ‘Girl, what did you do this time?’”
She ended her tribute with “222 my angel,” a number with deep personal significance to her.
Our thoughts go out to Jesus’ family, friends, and all the celebrity heads of hair that are now forever changed. Heaven just got itself the best hairstylist in the game—may the angels’ baby hairs always be laid to perfection.
