Sssssomebody get the Bravo cameras rolling because Kyle Richards just starred in the most dramatic horror-comedy of 2025: Real Housewives vs. The Reptile. 🐍💅
So here’s the tea (or should we say venom?): Kyle and her glam squad were just trying to vibe in their Palm Springs pad when—BAM—a snake slithered into the scene like it owned the place. And not just any snake. This little dude pulled up like it had a contract with Bravo and a grudge.
Cue the chaos: screams, running, flailing arms, iPhones filming it all like it’s the season finale. Shoutout to Kyle’s daughter Sophia for blessing TikTok with the footage—we owe you a Pulitzer for Best Reality Snake Saga. 🐍📱
Kyle, clearly in full damsel-in-distress mode, did what any reality queen would do: she phoned her ex, Mauricio Umansky, like “HELPPP, THERE’S A SNAKE! Also… how are you? Miss you?” 😏
Meanwhile, Farrah and the rest of the glam gang were sprinting through the house like it was the Snakepocalypse. One minute they were terrified it laid eggs in the couch, the next they were like “aww, it’s kinda cute… like a turtle, right?” Ma’am. That’s a danger noodle, not a beach pet. 🐢❌
Eventually, the snake got evicted from the house—but wait! Plot twist! It slithered right up to the window like it was staging a revenge tour. Glass or not, it was giving “You haven’t seen the last of me!” energy.
Just when it seemed like they were going to call Ghostbusters or maybe even Lisa Rinna, Animal Control strolled in—no drama, no gloves, just scooped the snake up barehanded like he was grabbing a sock off the floor. Legend. Absolute king. 👑🐍
And in case Kyle needed a reminder: Mauricio may be a real estate hero, but he’s not your knight in shining armor anymore, boo. Time to save yourself… or hire a full-time snake butler. 🫠
Moral of the story: Palm Springs is wild, snakes are shady, and Kyle Richards needs her own nature documentary—Keeping Up with Kyle & the Crawlers. Would you watch it? Because we’re all in. 🐍📺
@sophiakylieee This snake had no business entering a house full of girls @Kyle Richards @Farrah Brittany @jennleipart ♬ original sound – Sophia Umansky
@sophiakylieee Replying to @Meg ♬ original sound – Sophia Umansky
