BREAKING: Kim Kardashian (yes, that Kim) and her ride-or-die little sis Khloe just yeeted out of Venice like they were being chased by the ghost of fashion faux pas.
Fresh off attending Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s ultra-billionaire glamstravaganza wedding (aka the Met Gala for people with actual rockets), the Kardashian sisters were caught boarding a boat looking like two mafia wives escaping after a very dramatic “business dinner.” 💅⛴️
Kim, 44, served serious “don’t talk to me unless you have a yacht” vibes while casually holding an Update energy drink — subtle ad? Girl, we see you. 👀 Yes, the same drink you can order on Amazon dot com, which is also owned by Bezos himself. So like… is this circular marketing? Is this the Illuminati? Is Kim becoming the next Prime Day?
Khloe, meanwhile, looked like she was ready to fistfight Poseidon in heels and win.
Also tagging along was their glam wizard Dimitris Giannetos, who probably has 4 bobby pins and 12 spell books in his fanny pack at all times. Meanwhile, Momager Supreme Kris Jenner and her man Corey Gamble were spotted separately on their own getaway boat — probs making a TikTok or closing a 7-figure vodka deal. Who knows anymore?
The whole fam rolled up to the Bezos-Sánchez wedding the night before, and honestly? If this wedding didn’t have holograms, champagne waterfalls, and live performances from AI-generated Beyoncé, we don’t want it.
The Kardashians may have left Venice, but Venice will never recover from their energy.
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