Kim Kardashian Shuts Down Iconic Game ‘Kim Kardashian: Hollywood’

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Breaking News: Kim Kardashian bids farewell to her digital alter ego in the most glamorous exit since Cinderella left the ball at midnight! After a decade of ruling the mobile game kingdom with her iconic game, “Kim Kardashian: Hollywood,” the reality star is ditching her virtual stardom like yesterday’s contour palette.

In an exclusive statement to the New York Post, Kim K spilled the tea on her decision to ditch the game that made her a digital diva. With a twinkle in her eye, she exclaimed, “I’m sending love and gratitude to all my fans who’ve been living their best virtual lives in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood for the past 10 years. It’s been a wild ride, but like a fabulous selfie, it’s time to find the perfect filter for my next adventure!”

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But fear not, dear fans! If you’ve already downloaded the game, you have until April 8, 2024, to squeeze in those last-minute star-studded soirées and photo shoots with your virtual Kim. After that, it’s hasta la vista, Hollywood!

In an unexpected plot twist, the gaming company Glu Mobile, Kim’s virtual co-conspirator, also dropped a bombshell. VIP subscribers were gently reminded to break up with their subscriptions manually, as the digital era of Kim K’s Hollywood reign comes to a close. It’s like canceling a VIP subscription to the hottest club in town, only this club exists in the palm of your hand.

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So, let’s raise a glass to a decade of pixelated fame and fortune, and bid adieu to the game that taught us all how to slay in the digital realm. May your selfies always be perfectly lit, your outfits perpetually on point, and your Hollywood adventures forever etched in the virtual history books. Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, you’ll be missed – like a perfectly contoured cheekbone in the sunset. 🌅✨

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