🚨KIM K, KYLIE & THE GLAM SQUAD INVADE ITALY FOR BEZOS’ BILLIONAIRE BONANZA!🚨

BREAKING: The Kardashian-Jenner girlies just touched down in Venice like it’s Fashion Week meets the Met Gala meets The Hunger Games: Rich People Edition. That’s right—Kim, Khloé, Kylie, Kendall, and Mothership Kris Jenner herself just strutted into Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez’s pre-wedding bash like they were the final bosses of luxury.

🎯Location? A closed cloister next to the actual Madonna dell’Orto church. Translation: medieval nun vibes, but make it couture.

💅Transportation? Yachts? Helicopters? Teleportation? No, sweetie. They arrived in boats. Because Venice. And also because Bezos doesn’t do boring. Kim, Khloé, Kris, and Sugar Daddy-In-Chief Corey Gamble were sharing one floating flex machine, while Kylie and Kendall rode in their own separate little Prada gondola situation (we assume).

🕵️‍♀️Conspicuously absent? Kourtney Kardashian. Maybe she had a PTA meeting. Maybe she’s allergic to billionaires. We don’t know. We respect her mystery.

Oh, and don’t forget—this whole glamboree is just the welcome party. The main wedding hasn’t even happened yet. Which means we are one sequin away from a Dolce & Gabbana-level meltdown. 😭✨

PS: Last month, Kim & Kris also crashed Lauren Sanchez’s Parisian bachelorette weekend, so clearly they’re on the Billionaire Bridal World Tour. Next stop? Probably Mars. If Elon RSVPs.

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