Kevin Hart, pint-sized powerhouse of comedy, is serving up controversy with a side of business savvy.
In a chat with WSJ. Magazine for their Men’s Spring 2024 Fashion extravaganza, Kevin dished on everything from the intricacies of comedic capitalism to his ongoing feud with Katt Williams, sprinkled with a dash of LGBTQ+ drama that famously booted him from the Oscars hosting gig. Buckle up for the rollercoaster ride of laughter and reflection!
Reflecting on his business acumen, Kevin quipped, “I’m like the Elon Musk of comedy, but with more charisma and fewer rocket launches. ROI, baby! You gotta respect the return on this investment. I’m a secure bet, like finding a fiver in your old jeans.”
Addressing the age-old debate of commercial success versus sheer talent, Kevin boldly proclaimed, “I’ve revolutionized stand-up comedy! Love me or hate me, you can’t deny it. I didn’t stumble into this success; I strutted in, probably in shoes that cost more than your rent.”
Reviewing his recent stand-up, Kevin mused, “That set was tighter than a jar of pickles. But hey, I’m aiming for a full hour of belly laughs that shake the Earth. When I crack a joke, I want it to be felt from Timbuktu to Tulsa!”
On the themes of his comedy, Kevin shared, “I’m getting deep. Talking about fatherhood, aging gracefully, and the constant struggle to reach the top shelf in the grocery store aisle.”
Reflecting on his height, Kevin joked, “I used to be the tall guy, then suddenly, everyone grew around me! It was like a comedy sequel – ‘Honey, I Shrunk the Kevin!’”
Turning to the infamous Oscars debacle, Kevin had a moment of introspection, admitting, “Sometimes you gotta take a time-out and learn a thing or two. I got a crash course in humility, courtesy of the Academy. Lesson learned!”
Responding to Katt Williams’ jabs, Kevin shrugged, “Ah, Katt, my eternal frenemy. Let him do his thing while I’m out here building my empire. I’m sending good vibes his way, probably while sipping champagne in my jacuzzi.”
Reflecting on his misadventures in activism, Kevin quipped, “I had a ‘what am I doing here?’ moment during the protests. Turns out, I’m better suited for making people snort with laughter than marching in the streets. Lesson learned: stick to what you’re good at!”
And on using comedy to conquer the entertainment world, Kevin winked, “It’s not just about the jokes. It’s about turning those jokes into a blockbuster movie, then buying the studio that made it! Comedy is my golden ticket to world domination.”
