Picture this: Kelly Osbourne, the punk rock princess herself, takes a nostalgic trip down memory lane and admits to being downright rude to her legendary dad, Ozzy Osbourne, for, well, absolutely no reason. Cue the dramatic music and maybe a few bat bites for good measure.
In the latest episode of The Osbournes Podcast, the Osbourne clan gathered ’round to chat about the possibility of launching new family shows. The spotlight was on Kelly and her brother Jason, along with their younger kin. Because, apparently, there’s just not enough Osbourne reality TV in the world.
Jason, ever the voice of reason, admitted he was feeling “torn” about the whole idea. “I mean, The Osbournes show from 2002 was a wild ride,” he reminisced, probably while clutching a glass of something strong. “But it did come at a price. Like, have you seen our therapy bills?”
He mused, “Maybe we could do something under the Osbourne Media House banner. Who knows, it might even make us look tame compared to my current household. Which, for the record, is a circus without the cool animals.”
Jason continued, “When we were teenagers, the world was a different place. Now, with my girls growing up, it’s going to be a whole new ball game. Like, TikTok dances and whatever else kids do these days.”
Kelly, always the rebel, welcomed the idea with open arms. “I would definitely start my own reality show,” she declared, probably while plotting world domination. To this, her mom, Sharon, wisecracked, “You better start one before your kids start calling you bastards and swearing at you.”
Kelly, never one to shy away from a juicy confession, explained, “My mom’s referring to this infamous scene in The Osbournes where my dad, Ozzy, bless his bat-loving heart, was just trying to be nice and check on me.”
With a sheepish grin, Kelly spilled the beans on her teenage tantrum. “I ended up losing my s*** and called him a bastard for no reason. Just, you know, typical teenage angst. Sorry, Dad!”
Another chapter in the wild, wacky, and wonderfully dysfunctional world of the Osbournes. Stay tuned, because with this family, the drama never ends.
