🚨 ALERT: BAD BUNNY HAS LEFT THE CHAT (AND ALSO HIS CLOTHES) 🚨
Bad Bunny, a.k.a. Benito “I Do What I Want” Martínez, just dropped a selfie that could singlehandedly cause global phone overheating. The 31-year-old reggaeton heartthrob blessed Instagram with a thirst trap so bold, so cheeky, and so borderline illegal, it might be considered a public service—or a public hazard, depending on who you ask.
The man is literally just standing in his Calvins. That’s it. That’s the post. Mirror selfie. No shirt. No pants. No shame. Just pure, unfiltered bunny buns.
And if you’re wondering why he decided to go full underwear model on us, let us remind you: Benito is officially a Calvin Klein spokesperson now. So yes, this was technically work. Somewhere in a Calvin Klein office, someone got paid to approve this post. Iconic.
The photo was casually dropped into a carousel of “fotos” (his words, not ours) like it wasn’t about to cause a worldwide spike in screen brightness. Fans? Screaming. Internet? Broken. Us? Googling “how to sue someone for making us blush through an iPhone.”
Let’s not forget that his first Calvin Klein campaign already broke the internet two months ago, and even had other celebs crawling into the comments section like it was a group chat. We’re talking major 🔥 emoji energy.
Meanwhile, Mr. Bunny isn’t just showing skin—he’s also getting ready to show up in Puerto Rico, where he’s doing a residency that sold out faster than concert ticket bots could say “refresh.” If you didn’t grab tickets, good luck. You’ll now have to sell your car, your kidney, and maybe your neighbor’s house for a resale seat.
One thing’s for sure: between the steamy selfies and the sold-out shows, Bad Bunny isn’t just hot—he’s absolutely on fire. Somebody get this man a fan… and maybe a robe.
