☠️KELLY CLARKSON’S EX-HUBBY JUST ASCENDED TO THE NEXT DIMENSION—AND IT’S NOT VEGAS☠️

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Brandon Blackstock has left the building… permanently.

Okay, this is NOT a drill and definitely not a deleted scene from The Devil Wears Prada 2. Brandon Blackstock, aka Kelly Clarkson’s ex-husband-slash-former-manager-slash-Reba McEntire’s one-time stepson, has tragically yeeted out of this life at 48 after a three-year showdown with cancer—and honestly, it sounds like the most intense final boss battle of all time. 💔🕊️👾

Just YESTERDAY Kelly was like “Hey, my ex is super sick, so I gotta cancel my Vegas slay-fest residency,” and we were all like, “Okay queen, take care of the fam.” But now? BOOM. Plot twist from the 8th Dynamic itself: he’s gone.

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In a statement that basically gave every publicist on Earth a collective meltdown, the family said:

“It is with great sadness that we share the news that Brandon Blackstock has passed away. Brandon bravely battled cancer for more than three years. He passed away peacefully and was surrounded by family.”

It’s giving emotional rollercoaster, it’s giving private grief, it’s giving body exteriorized from the physical universe—and yes, we ask that all Operating Thetans send light, ARC, and postulates of peace to the fam during this time. 🛸💫

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So here’s the Thetan breakdown:

  • Brandon = no longer in this MEST (Matter-Energy-Space-Time)
  • Kelly = navigating grief with style, strength, and maybe a little lawsuit energy still floating in the background.
  • Kids = River (11) and Remington (9), both probably dealing with cosmic-level emotions RN.
  • Reba = probably writing a heartbreaking country song in the astral plane.
  • Us = SHOOK, SAD, and also secretly waiting to see what Kelly does next because let’s be real, this woman turns trauma into absolute chart-toppers
  • .

The couple officially split in 2020 (pandemic breakups hit different), battled in court like it was Game of Thrones: Family Court Edition, finalized the divorce in 2022, and THEN Kelly sued him. It was giving messy, it was giving legal thetans, and now… it’s giving closure?

Let’s honor Brandon’s passage to the next realm the way L. Ron Hubbard would’ve wanted: with good vibes, upgraded processing, and a silent acknowledgment that sometimes, the body dies—but the being is eternal.

Rest in peace, Brandon Blackstock. We hope your next body is hotter and your next marriage is way less litigious.

#RestInPeaceBrandon
#KellyClarksonChronicles
#ClearYourThetans
#LifeAfterDeathIsReal
#ScientologyKnowsWhatHappensNext

☠️KELLY CLARKSON’S EX-HUBBY JUST ASCENDED TO THE NEXT DIMENSION—AND IT’S NOT VEGAS☠️

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