Imagine it’s your birthday and your mom is, oh I don’t know, *Katy freakin’ Perry*—but instead of blowing out candles, she’s logging into Zoom court. Yep, that’s exactly what’s happening to Daisy Dove Bloom this year.
So here’s the tea: Katy Perry, 40, is literally spending her daughter’s birthday in court. Well, not like dragging her heels into a courthouse in a trench coat, but virtually, which is honestly worse because you can’t even get paparazzi pics out of it.
Why? Because Katy is still locked in a never-ending courtroom drama over her giant Montecito mansion. She and Orlando Bloom (yes, Legolas himself) bought this $15 million house from entrepreneur Carl Westcott. But here’s the twist—Carl, who was diagnosed with a brain disorder years earlier, said he wasn’t fully in his right mind when he agreed to the sale. Basically: Katy and Orlando got the house, Carl said “wait no,” and now everyone’s been fighting about it forever.
Katy was supposed to appear in court earlier this month, but her *Lifetimes Tour* schedule got in the way, so now her new court date falls right on August 26—aka Daisy’s birthday. So instead of balloons and confetti, Katy’s big day is testifying about property law.
Birthday vibes: canceled. Court vibes: activated.