BREAKING: Katy Perry has officially skipped Jeff Bezos’ billionaire Barbie & Ken wedding extravaganza—because sis is too busy living her best yacht life Down Under. Yes, while Jeff and Lauren tie the knot in Italy with Amazon Prime speed, Katy’s out here throwing a full-blown party on a boat in Australia like it’s Teenage Dream: Megayacht Edition. 🛥️🍉🌞
She was spotted in Perth on June 24, vibing hard with her backup dancers and crew, probably blasting “California Gurls” at max volume while sipping something fruity and pretending Jeff didn’t just send her a wedding RSVP via drone.
The Lifetimes Tour just wrapped two shows in Perth and she’s rolling through Adelaide next. Translation: girl is booked, busy, and unbothered. PERIOD.
Now here’s where things get juicy: 🚨Word on the street (okay, TMZ) is that Orlando Bloom—yes, Legolas himself—is showing up to Jeff’s wedding SOLO and possibly newly single?! Um, EXCUSE ME??!! Not Katy and Orlando on the brink while Bezos and Lauren are out here giving Hallmark realness!!
Let’s not forget, Katy was literally just at Lauren’s Bachelorette trip like two weeks ago, probably popping champagne and doing TikToks in a private jet. Now she’s yacht-flirting in Perth while Orlando maybe cries into a tuxedo in Tuscany?
Plot twist of the summer. Somebody pass the popcorn.
#KatyOnTheLoose #YachtGoals #OrlandoWhereYouAt 💅🚨🍾
