So, remember how we were all eagerly waiting for the Princess of Wales to strut her stuff at the Colonel’s Review, a pre-Trooping the Colour event? Well, plot twist: she’s MIA! Yup, Kate, our beloved Colonel-in-Chief of the Irish Guards, decided to ghost the whole affair. Apparently, she’s been swapping royal duties with Prince William faster than you can say “pass the crown,” taking over the Irish Guards gig while Wills gets cozy with the Welsh Guards. But wait, there’s more! She’s been dodging royal gigs left, right, and center faster than you can say “Where’s Kate?” First, she ditched the St. Patrick’s Day parade, and now this review thing? Oh, Kate, you’re giving us a royal runaround!
But hold onto your tiaras, ’cause the palace is in full spin mode! They’re trying to convince us that Kate’s been out and about, frolicking with her fam, running errands, you name it. Royal insiders are swearing up and down that Kate’s bouncing back like a bouncy castle at a kid’s birthday party. Yet, strangely, there’s not a single photo or video to prove it. It’s like trying to catch a glimpse of Bigfoot doing the cha-cha. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more bonkers, they drop the bombshell: Kate might just grace us with her presence on the Buckingham Palace balcony after Trooping the Colour. Cue the dramatic music!
According to the Daily Mirror, there’s a whisper in the royal corridors that Kate’s contemplating a grand balcony appearance, if she’s feeling up to it. Picture it: Kate, decked out in royal regalia, emerging like a phoenix from her royal nest, ready to wave at the masses. It’d be bigger than a royal wedding, folks! But let’s not break out the royal confetti just yet. The palace PR machine has been spinning yarns like Rumpelstiltskin on overdrive lately. First, they promised a Kate resurrection on Easter Sunday, and we all know how that turned out – spoiler alert: not great.
Meanwhile, Lieutenant General James Bucknall is stepping in to fill Kate’s royal shoes at the Colonel’s Review. And guess what? King Charles III won’t be trotting around on a horseback come June 15. Nope, he’s hitching a ride in a carriage with Queen Camilla. Talk about breaking tradition!
So, buckle up, royal watchers! We’re in for a wild ride of palace pandemonium, where the only thing crazier than the royal drama is trying to make sense of it all. But hey, if Kate does grace us with a balcony cameo, it’ll be the royal cherry on top of this chaotic sundae.
