Hold on to your tiaras! The elusive Catherine, Princess of Wales, AKA Kate Middleton, has been as rare as a unicorn sighting since her secret agent-level abdominal surgery back in January 2024. Seriously, you have better odds of spotting Bigfoot in Buckingham Palace’s garden than catching a glimpse of her lately.
According to the Palace, her royal highness was supposed to be on royal hiatus until Easter, which is basically a polite way of saying, “Don’t hold your breath, peasants.” But fear not, royal watchers! We’ve got a scoop fresher than a scone at afternoon tea.
Drumroll, please! It seems Princess Kate has finally penciled something into her jam-packed royal calendar. The UK’s Ministry of Defense, the knights in shining armor of event planning, announced on their website that our elusive princess will grace us commoners with her presence at the annual Trooping the Colour parade festivities.
Mark your calendars, peasants, because on June 8, Princess Catherine will be playing her part in inspecting soldiers at the Horse Guards Parade. The Trooping the Colour parade itself is slated for June 15, where usually the royal family stands on the palace balcony, waving like they’re auditioning for a sequel to “The Sound of Music.” Though let’s not forget, last year, four royals got snubbed from that balcony party. Drama!
Now, here’s the million-pound question: Is June 8 the grand comeback of Princess Catherine, or are we in for an even juicier royal reveal before then? Grab your monocles, the royal rollercoaster is just getting started!