Kanye West to Sue Dentist for Laughing Gas Fiasco: “Doc Turned Me Into a Human Balloon!”

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Kanye West is about to take his yeeth to court. Apparently, Ye is suing his former dentist because—brace yourself—the man allegedly pumped him so full of laughing gas, he could’ve floated over the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

According to Kanye’s legal squad (led by Andrew Cherkasky, Esq., JD, DDS, OMG), the dental drama began in early 2024 when Ye started seeing Dr. Thomas P. Connelly, who was supposed to fix teeth, not turn Ye into a giggling helium tank. But oh, did things go sideways.

Ye’s team claims the good doc went full “Mad Dentist: Fury Floss” and handed out nitrous oxide like it was candy on Halloween. We’re talking about gas for “non-medical purposes,” letting Ye huff it solo like it was vape juice, and continuing treatment even when Ye was showing signs of being a little too high on life—and by life, we mean literal dentist gas.

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And then, when the consequences started catching up (a.k.a. Ye turning into a foggy-brained balloon animal), Dr. Connelly allegedly ghosted harder than an ex after Valentine’s Day. No warning. No referral. Just poof—like a tooth fairy on strike.

Kanye’s not laughing anymore (probably because he’s out of gas), claiming he suffered physically, mentally, emotionally, and—of course—financially. Apparently, the nitrous nightmares were so bad, even his wife, Bianca Censori, was affected. His legal team says she’s been deprived of Kanye’s companionship, which, depending on your opinion of Kanye’s current vibe, may or may not be a crime against humanity.

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Oh, but it gets juicier.

Remember Milo Yiannopoulos? (Of course you don’t, but he remembers you.) Ye’s ex-chief of staff said Kanye became totally obsessed with nitrous oxide. Like, “talking about it non-stop in meetings” obsessed. Think: “Yeezy Season 12—but make it dental.”

According to Milo, Kanye was ranting, raving, and handing out directions that sounded more like Mad Libs than management. He also claimed Dr. Connelly was slinging gas for cash like he was running a drive-thru dentistry operation.

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Dr. Connelly, for his part, snapped back quicker than a retainer case, calling the accusations “factually incorrect, intentionally misleading, and—come on—Milo just wants attention.”

So where does that leave us? Kanye’s suing. The dentist is denying. Bianca’s allegedly sad. And somewhere out there, a nitrous tank is quietly hissing, wondering where it all went wrong.

Stay tuned. This saga is still filling up—much like Kanye allegedly did.

Kanye West to Sue Dentist for Laughing Gas Fiasco: “Doc Turned Me Into a Human Balloon!”

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