Kanye West & Bianca Censori Caught Munching Curry While the Internet’s Still Wondering If They’re Broken Up

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Plot twist: Ye and Bianca might be “we’re never ever getting back together”… but with naan.

Yes, Kanye West (47, fashion’s chaos god) and Bianca Censori (30, living art installation) were spotted on what looked suspiciously like a romantic dinner date this past Friday (April 18), smack dab in Spain. Because nothing says “we might be separated” like flying to the Balearic Islands for butter chicken and rekindled tension.

Paparazzi footage—blessed be Page Six—shows the duo strolling into an Indian restaurant. Kanye was dressed like he just rolled out of a laundry basket labeled “extra emotional support hoodies,” while Bianca, staying on-brand, rocked a skintight black bodysuit that probably left zero room for chapati.

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This romantic-ish dinner comes after Ye very casually hinted in his new song “BIANCA” from his album WW3 (yes, he named it like a global conflict, because why not?) that things were a little rocky. A few lyrics in, and we’re all blinking in concern and confusion:

“My baby she ran away / But first she tried to get me committed…”

Sir. What.

“Not going to the hospital ’cause I am not sick I just do not get it.”

We… also do not get it. But we’re along for the ride.

“She’s having a panic attack and she is not liking the way that I tweeted / Until Bianca’s back I stay up all night I’m not going to sleep…”

Sounds like Ye’s Twitter fingers might’ve broken the marriage, but Indian food might fix it? Is curry the secret to rekindling love in 2025? Who knows. But we *do* know this: if this is what breaking up looks like, sign us up for heartbreak… with a side of samosas.

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Stay tuned—next week they’ll probably be spotted at IKEA arguing over a lamp named “BLŌRK.”

Kanye West & Bianca Censori Caught Munching Curry While the Internet’s Still Wondering If They’re Broken Up

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