Justin Bieber just pulled a full-on fashion power move that left Beverly Hills shooketh. Picture this: It’s Thursday afternoon. The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and out strolls our boy Justin Bieber—age 31, spiritually 19, emotionally… somewhere near a scented candle aisle.
And what is he wearing, you ask? Oh, just a blue long-sleeved crop top and sweatpants so baggy they could legally qualify as tents. This was not just a look. This was a statement. Like, “Namaste, but make it fashion.”
Oh, and he coordinated. Hat? Light blue. Underwear? Also light blue. Commitment to the aesthetic? 10/10. Honestly, this man walked into Hot 8 Yoga looking like a pastel dream from a retro boyband fever dream and we’re not mad at it.
Now, while Justin is out here giving us “Zen meets 2003 pop icon,” the rumor mill is grinding away harder than a spin class at SoulCycle. Word on the street is that some people in his circle are raising eyebrows over his mental health and finances. His team, however, basically told everyone to calm down, Karen, with a firm “he’s fine” press release.
And for the Hailey-watchers (you know who you are), don’t freak out just yet. Despite whispers that their marriage is on the rocks, the Biebers were recently spotted being all cute and couple-y after a wild Coachella weekend. So until they start unfollowing each other on Instagram, we’re considering this relationship status: “Still vibin’.”
Anyway, back to the crop top. We don’t know if Justin achieved inner peace at that yoga class, but he definitely achieved peak drip.
