Julia Roberts just took us on a wild rollercoaster down memory lane, and it’s bumpier than a road full of potholes! The Hollywood queen bee celebrated her twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus, hitting the ripe age of 19, and boy, did she bring out the big guns of nostalgia.
In a move that can only be described as a throwback extravaganza, the 56-year-old actress unleashed a black-and-white gem on Instagram. Picture this: Julia, the matriarch of cool, seated on the ground, cradling her twins like they’re the crown jewels of the kingdom. Move over, Queen Elizabeth, there’s a new monarch in town, and her throne is made of ground-level memories.
Captioning the adorable snap, Julia declared, “19, There are no words for the joy, the fun, the wild rumpus of life together.” Wild rumpus? Are we talking about a birthday party or a scene from a Dr. Seuss book? Either way, count us in for the shenanigans!
Now, let’s talk about Julia’s secret weapon in this game of life: her husband, Daniel Moder. The man who swept her off her feet (probably with a broomstick, who knows) on the set of “The Mexican” in 2001. Fast forward to 2002, and bam! They tied the knot in a ceremony so secret even James Bond would’ve been impressed. Talk about Hollywood stealth mode.
In a riveting episode of the Goop podcast, Julia spilled the beans on the intricacies of marriage and family life. According to the Oscar-winning mom of three, it’s not just about saying “I do” and living happily ever after. No, siree! It’s about figuring out if you both like the same couch and whether patterned towels are a dealbreaker. The real struggles, people!
Parenting, the real-life version of a circus juggling act: Julia spilled the beans on the challenges of parenting in a way that “holds hands in philosophy.” And here we were, thinking parenting was just about preventing tiny humans from eating Play-Doh.
In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, Julia waxed poetic about the mysterious harmony that binds her and Danny Moder. “We do things differently, but there’s something together that makes all the sense in the world.” Move over, Shakespeare, Julia just dropped the ultimate love mic.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Julia dropped the bomb: “The best decision I ever made in my entire life was to hitch my wagon to Danny Moder.” Forget about the stars aligning; it’s all about wagons hitching in Julia’s universe.
Julia Roberts, queen of the big screen and the even bigger heart, celebrating 19 years of wild rumpus, secret weddings, couch compatibility, and the inexplicable harmony of hitching wagons. Who knew life in the Roberts-Moder kingdom could be this entertaining?
