Julia Fox just dropped a TikTok truth bomb and it’s hotter than the tea at a Real Housewives reunion.
So, apparently, our queen of cheekbones and chaos, Julia Fox, found out that her 4-year-old son, Valentino, had a whole baptism… and she wasn’t invited. Yep. She didn’t miss the ceremony—she missed the memo. Plot twist: her ex-husband Peter Artemiev claims she was invited, but according to Julia, that is a big, steaming pile of holy baloney.
Let’s set the stage. Julia’s just out here being a supportive mom, going to her son’s school performance, when Peter shows up fashionably late—because, of course he does. While walking back to the car (probably dodging juice boxes and glitter crafts), Peter casually points to a random church like, “Oh hey, that’s where we baptized Valentino.” Like it’s a Starbucks he used to go to.
Julia, understandably, was like: “I’m sorry, WHAT NOW?” And Peter, cool as a cucumber in a gaslighter’s garden, says, “Yeah, you were invited. You just didn’t wanna come.”
Cue Julia’s internal system going DEFCON 1. She basically told him, “Sir, if I was invited to something involving my own child being dipped in holy water like a chicken tender in ranch, I WOULD HAVE SHOWN UP.” Because, duh. And also, no, she does not recall this invite, nor is there a single picture, text, or vague memory of it floating around in her mental inbox.
Peter stood by his story, allegedly claiming Julia “didn’t care,” which is a surefire way to make any mom go full dragon mode.
And that’s when Julia hit us with the emotional mic drop: she said the whole thing transported her back to their relationship—a never-ending loop of gaslighting, being blamed, and feeling like she was starring in The Twilight Zone: Divorce Edition. She talked about the toll it took on her mental, emotional, and spiritual self, and warned all the girlies with this certified PSA:
“Ladies. Please. From the bottom of my heart. Who you have a child with will dictate the rest of your life. DO NOT have a child with a loser.”
Amen, preach, and pass the birth control.
Julia, if you ever wanna drop a memoir, a mixtape, or a revenge-themed church sermon, we’ll be there in the front row. Baptized or not.
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