Jennifer Lopez’s Bruno Mars Sticker Shock: A Wedding Planner’s Tale

When J.Lo plans a wedding, she doesn’t dream small. Champagne fountains? Child’s play. Fireworks spelling out her name? Amateur hour. So when she and former fiancé Alex Rodriguez were knee-deep in wedding prep, Jenny from the Block decided she needed a celebrity performer to make the big day unforgettable.

Enter celebrity wedding planner Marcy Blum, who recently spilled the tea on The Skinny Confidential Him & Her Podcast. And don’t worry—she didn’t break any rules because, as she gleefully pointed out, there was no NDA. That’s right: no secrets here. (J.Lo, take note for next time.)

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Apparently, while brainstorming ways to make their wedding the Super Bowl of nuptials, J.Lo casually threw out, “What about Bruno Mars?” Because why not aim for the stars—and also Mars?

Marcy, seasoned in the art of dashing dreams with brutal honesty, reportedly replied, “Oh, we just worked with him! He’s $5 million.”

Cue the sound of a record scratch because J.Lo’s response was, “Don’t be ridiculous!” Like, actually ridiculous. Because who charges $5 million for singing a couple of love songs? Bruno Mars, that’s who.

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But wait—there’s more! That jaw-dropping $5 million fee? It’s just the starting bid. On top of that, there’s the matter of his rider. For those unfamiliar, a rider is basically a celebrity’s VIP list of demands. And if Bruno Mars’s rider is anything like his music, it’s got to be extra smooth and dripping in gold. Maybe a throne made of 24K Magic? A personal pineapple delivery service? Who knows!

The wedding, of course, never happened—J.Lo and A-Rod split before they could say, “I do.” But one thing’s for sure: Bruno Mars is still laughing all the way to the bank, sipping piña coladas in a sequined tuxedo, and wondering why anyone finds $5 million shocking.

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Moral of the story? If you’re dreaming of a private Bruno Mars concert, you better start saving now—or prepare for some serious sticker shock.

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