👻🎃 BREAKING: JASON’S OUT OF THE LAKE AND INTO YOUR NIGHTMARES (AGAIN).
So Universal Studios woke up one morning and said, “Let’s ruin everyone’s sleep schedules!” And boom—Jason Universe was born. Yes, that Jason. Hockey mask, machete, mommy issues, bad at swimming but great at murder? Yeah. Him.
This fall, both Universal Hollywood and Orlando are unleashing this iconic horror baddie with a brand-new haunted house that’s basically Camp Crystal Lake if it was built by the devil himself and decorated by a possessed HGTV crew.
Here’s what you can expect inside Jason Universe™ (patent pending in Hell):
🏕️ You’ll creep through Jason’s crusty, creaky murder shack.
🏚️ Stumble into the lodge where it smells like expired fear and burnt s’mores.
🌲 Wander into a cursed forest where even your AirPods won’t save you.
🔪 And yes, you’ll get chased by Jason in 4K Ultra Trauma as he reenacts his GREATEST HITS (and stabs). Spoiler: It’s all jump scares and body bags.
Basically, it’s like summer camp… if summer camp was run by a serial killer with a flair for dramatic entrances and an allergy to mercy.
🗓️ Mark your calendars or get marked by Jason himself:
- Orlando: Opening August 29
- Hollywood: Opening September 4
Jason’s booked and busy.
And babes, that’s not even all. There’s also a haunted house based on Fallout (yes, the post-apocalyptic video game where you wear rags and eat radioactive Twinkies). More twisted houses will be revealed soon, so keep your flashlight charged and your pants brown.
🎟️ TICKETS? You better run, not walk:
- In Hollywood, options range from General Admission (aka “good luck”) to the Ultimate Fear Pass, which is exactly what it sounds like: one-way access to pee-your-pants city.
- In Orlando, go big with the Express Pass, R.I.P. Tour, or the “Behind the Screams” tour if you want to ruin the magic and your sleep.
🖱️ Go grab your tickets before Jason grabs you:
Pack a spare pair of underwear. You’re gonna need it. 💀✨ #JasonUniverse #HalloweenHorrorNights #CampSlashNScream
