BREAKING: Jacob Elordi, aka the 6’5” Aussie skyscraper of our dreams, just got literally shoved off a brick wall by his mysterious artist/model/Greek-god-energy bestie Marko Ristic during a chaotic NYC lunch date. And yes, it’s giving Lovers in a Lana Del Rey music video.
So here’s what went down on July 8th in the West Village, where the air smells like oat milk lattes and generational wealth. Jacob—Euphoria’s resident tall glass of emotional damage—was perched like a misunderstood poetry major on a brick wall, looking like he was about to drop the hottest indie album of the year. He lit a cigarette, pulled out his phone (probably to show Marko a cursed meme or a blurry pic of his dog), and then BOOM—Marko playfully yeeted him backwards like he was auditioning for WWE: Soft Boy Edition.
Honestly? Shakespeare could never.
Fans nearby went feral. Jacob, being the gracious heartthrob he is, paused his brick wall recovery to pose for pics with some girlies who were visibly ascending to heaven mid-selfie. Legend behavior.
Oh, and if you’re wondering, just two weeks ago, Jacob was gallivanting around Rome with his family like a Renaissance painting come to life. Why? Because he’s filming a movie called The Dog Stars, which either sounds like an A24 fever dream or a Pixar movie with depression.
Jacob Elordi smoked, got pushed, smiled, posed, and slayed. All in one afternoon. Meanwhile, I cried in a Taco Bell drive-thru.
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