Jack Schlossberg just went full roast mode on his cousin Patrick Schwarzenegger—and we’re not talking about a friendly Thanksgiving dinner debate. Nope, this was a public smackdown, complete with Instagram call-outs, conspiracy theory pop quizzes, and a demand for shirtless accountability.
So, what’s the drama? Well, Jack—who happens to be the grandson of THE John F. Kennedy—has been on a social media rampage against his relative Robert F. Kennedy Jr., dragging him for his ahem let’s-call-them-“alternative” takes on vaccines, healthcare, and 9/11 (yes, really). But then Jack turned his sights on his cousin Patrick, demanding to know why he hasn’t come out swinging against RFK Jr.
The Instyle Post That Lit the Fuse
It all started when Patrick posted a video for InStyle, casually flexing his historically iconic DNA by showing off a framed picture of JFK and Jackie O. His mom, Maria Shriver (who, reminder, is also Kennedy royalty), had gifted him the picture, and he probably thought he was just sharing a fun little “look at my cool family” moment. Big mistake.
Jack slid into the comment section like an uninvited guest at a family reunion, basically saying:
“Cool photo, bro. Since you’re using JFK’s name for clout, do you, uh… also support RFK Jr. for Health and Human Services Secretary? You can’t have it both ways!!”
And that was just the beginning.
Jack’s Instagram Meltdown (With Extra Spicy Questions)
Jack then took to his own Instagram to really lay into Patrick, turning it into the most aggressive game of 20 Questions we’ve ever seen. Highlights included:
🧐 Do you think COVID was designed by Jews?
🧐 Should Black people get different medical treatment?
🧐 What do you think about cutting funding for Alzheimer’s research?
🧐 Is healthcare a privilege or a right?
🧐 Do you believe in safe vaccines?
🧐 Who did you vote for in 2024?
🧐 Also, take your shirt off. Let’s see.
Yes, in the middle of this political interrogation, Jack decided Patrick should also… show some skin? Because logic.
The Ultimatum
Jack didn’t stop there. He gave Patrick a deadline, demanding he publicly denounce RFK Jr. by that afternoon, or else. (Or else what? We don’t know. Maybe Jack would start Photoshopping Patrick out of all the family Christmas cards?)
He even screenshotted a text from Patrick, saying, “I don’t want you to talk to me. I want you to stand up for what’s right in public for the world to see.” (Translation: “This is a social media battle, and I’m fighting in the comments section, not the group chat.”)
And if Patrick didn’t comply? Jack had a solution for that, too:
1️⃣ Share a video of Jack’s mom calling RFK Jr. a “predator.”
2️⃣ Make his own anti-RFK Jr. video.
3️⃣ Take down the InStyle post and remove any references to the Kennedy name.
The Patrick Schwarzenegger Response? Crickets.
So far, Patrick has done exactly nothing. No statement, no Instagram story, not even a vague tweet with the thinking emoji. His mom, Maria Shriver, did step in to support her cousin Caroline Kennedy (Jack’s mom), who called RFK Jr. a “predator.” But Patrick? Silence.
Maybe he’s waiting it out. Maybe he’s drafting the perfect response. Or maybe, just maybe, he’s simply trying to enjoy his InStyle moment without being dragged into an all-out Kennedy-Shriver-Schwarzenegger blood feud.
Either way, the moral of the story? If you’re related to Jack Schlossberg, do not post a casual tribute to JFK without expecting a full-on digital subpoena. And also, don’t forget—he wants to see your abs.
