Hunter Schafer just lived through a government-induced plot twist straight out of a bad sitcom. The 26-year-old Euphoria star (and professional stunner) had her passport gender marker mysteriously switched from female to male—because, surprise! The U.S. government is now playing fast and loose with trans rights like it’s a bad reality show.
So, how did we get here? Well, it all started when Hunter’s passport was stolen (rude), and she had to get a new one. Normal enough, right? WRONG. When it arrived, instead of saying “F” for female, it now had a big ol’ “M” on it—thanks to a new executive order from President Donald Trump that basically decided gender identity is a two-option menu with no substitutions.
Naturally, Hunter had some thoughts.
Sir, This Is Not What I Ordered
In a TikTok story, Hunter broke it down for the people. She admitted that at first, she didn’t think the policy would actually go into effect. “Our president talks a lot,” she said. “So I was like, I’ll believe it when I see it.” Well, Hunter, you’ve seen it. And now, so have we.
Holding up her brand-new, mislabeled passport, she explained that she filled out the application as usual, marking “female” like she has since she was a teenager. But somewhere in the government matrix, the bureaucratic chaos gods decided to hit the gender shuffle button.
The Great Passport Gender Mystery \
Hunter, being a logical person, wondered how this mix-up even happened. “I never changed my birth certificate, so did the passport office suddenly start deep-diving into our baby paperwork? Did they hire a team of forensic genealogists just to mess with trans people?” she joked.
This, however, is not a laughing matter—except in the way that everything horrifying eventually turns into dark humor.
She clarified she wasn’t trying to spread panic, just reality-checking the situation. “This is not a drill. It’s real, it’s happening, and it doesn’t matter if you’re rich, white, conventionally attractive, or all of the above—no one’s safe from the nonsense.”
The “M” Stands for “Major Inconvenience”
While Hunter made it clear that she doesn’t particularly care what letter is on her passport, she does care about the awkward chaos it will likely cause when she’s trying to cross borders. “Pretty sure I’m about to have some fascinating conversations with airport security,” she deadpanned. “Nothing like an impromptu ‘Guess My Gender’ game with border patrol!”
She ended with a mic drop:
“Trans people are beautiful. We exist. We’re not going anywhere. And honestly? F-ck this administration.”
The government might think it can edit Hunter Schafer’s identity like a Wikipedia page, but joke’s on them—she’s still fabulous.
