Johnny Depp just apparated all the tea and it is SCALDING. Weβre talking hotter than Draco Malfoy in a fitted suit.
Back in 2020 (a.k.a. the year Earth glitched), Johnny Depp was unceremoniously booted from the “Fantastic Beasts” franchise faster than you can say Expelli-CANCEL-us. Yup, he was playing the icy, psycho-sexy villain Gellert Grindelwald until Warner Bros said, βthank u, nextβ and replaced him with Mads Mikkelsen β aka the man who looks like heβs always plotting to poison your tea… but in a hot way.
Johnny just finally opened his mouth like a spellbook to The Telegraph and the drama is giving Cursed Child but make it HBO. He said the whole thing ended βin a millisecond.β Like bro, one second heβs in his trailer eating wizard-themed snacks and the next they were like βHi Johnny, can we chat?β aka Hollywood code for youβre about to get Voldemorted.
Apparently, he’d already filmed one whole magical lil scene before they were like βweβd like you to resignβ (π not fire, RESIGN β gotta keep that PR damage lowkey, huh?). But Johnny decoded that wizard riddle real quick: βThey wanted me to retire,β he said. Oh no they didnβt.
And THEN β this is where it goes full β¨feralβ¨ β Johnny literally told them, βFβk you. Thereβs far too many of me to kill.β SIR. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. Are there Horcruxes??? Is Johnny Depp secretly a multiverse??? Is he a Time-Turner in a leather jacket?? We have zero answers and 74 new questions.
He continued, βIf you think you can hurt me more than Iβve already been hurt, youβre gravely mistaken.β Translation: This man has been THROUGH it and he’s not about to be defeated by a studio executive with a bad haircut.
Anyway, someone tell Dumbledore heβs got beef brewing in the Forbidden Forest. And someone tell Warner Bros to stop starting wizard wars β the fandom is TIRED.
#JusticeForGrindelwald #JohnnyVsHollywood #WizardDramaUnleashed π§ββοΈπ«π₯
