HE GOT KICKED OUT MID-SPELL?? Johnny Depp Spills the Butterbeer on Getting Yeeted from Fantastic Beasts!πŸ¦„πŸ”₯

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Johnny Depp just apparated all the tea and it is SCALDING. We’re talking hotter than Draco Malfoy in a fitted suit.

Back in 2020 (a.k.a. the year Earth glitched), Johnny Depp was unceremoniously booted from the “Fantastic Beasts” franchise faster than you can say Expelli-CANCEL-us. Yup, he was playing the icy, psycho-sexy villain Gellert Grindelwald until Warner Bros said, β€œthank u, next” and replaced him with Mads Mikkelsen β€” aka the man who looks like he’s always plotting to poison your tea… but in a hot way.

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Johnny just finally opened his mouth like a spellbook to The Telegraph and the drama is giving Cursed Child but make it HBO. He said the whole thing ended β€œin a millisecond.” Like bro, one second he’s in his trailer eating wizard-themed snacks and the next they were like β€œHi Johnny, can we chat?” aka Hollywood code for you’re about to get Voldemorted.

Apparently, he’d already filmed one whole magical lil scene before they were like β€œwe’d like you to resign” (πŸ‘€ not fire, RESIGN β€” gotta keep that PR damage lowkey, huh?). But Johnny decoded that wizard riddle real quick: β€œThey wanted me to retire,” he said. Oh no they didn’t.

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And THEN β€” this is where it goes full ✨feral✨ β€” Johnny literally told them, β€œF–k you. There’s far too many of me to kill.” SIR. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. Are there Horcruxes??? Is Johnny Depp secretly a multiverse??? Is he a Time-Turner in a leather jacket?? We have zero answers and 74 new questions.

He continued, β€œIf you think you can hurt me more than I’ve already been hurt, you’re gravely mistaken.” Translation: This man has been THROUGH it and he’s not about to be defeated by a studio executive with a bad haircut.

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Anyway, someone tell Dumbledore he’s got beef brewing in the Forbidden Forest. And someone tell Warner Bros to stop starting wizard wars β€” the fandom is TIRED.

#JusticeForGrindelwald #JohnnyVsHollywood #WizardDramaUnleashed πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ«–πŸ”₯

πŸͺ„HE GOT KICKED OUT MID-SPELL?? Johnny Depp Spills the Butterbeer on Getting Yeeted from Fantastic Beasts!πŸ¦„πŸ”₯

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