The Harvey Weinstein courtroom reboot just dropped a plot twist messier than your ex’s Instagram story.
The 73-year-old former King of Creepy has officially been found guilty (again!)—this time of committing a criminal sexual act in a retrial that felt like the worst sequel no one asked for. Yes, he’s still out here collecting convictions like Pokémon cards.
👩⚖️ According to the latest tea spilled in NYC court, the jury said “YEP!” to Weinstein assaulting Miriam Haley (same queen who testified back in 2020), but said “nah, we’re good” on the charges involving Kaja Sokola. And for Jessica Mann? The jury pulled a “can’t relate” and gave us a full-on reality TV cliffhanger. They’ll be back for more drama on Thursday like it’s the season finale of Law & Order: SVU: Maximum Menace Edition.
And of course, Harvey had thoughts™. In court, he tried to guilt-trip the judge like a washed-up villain in a bad soap opera. He whined, “This is my LIFE!” and dramatically accused the court of endangering him. Babe, the only thing you’re in danger of is missing lunch at Rikers.
Let’s not forget, his 2020 convictions were overturned in April 2024, which is honestly insane considering he was already sentenced to 23 years. Like, who is ghostwriting his appeals—Olivia Pope?? That trial also included Miriam and Jessica’s stories, which they both repeated in this go-round like they’re stuck in a horror movie franchise that just. won’t. end.
Oh, and Kaja? She came through with receipts for the first time. She told the court that Weinstein assaulted her in 2002 when she was 16, and again in 2006 at a hotel. Spoiler alert: she was previously referred to as “Complaining Witness No. 3,” which sounds like a tragic character from Squid Game: Sexual Assault Court Edition.
BUT WAIT! He’s not just dealing with this mess. King Creep is already locked up in California serving 16 more years for a 2022 rape conviction. So like, Harvey’s not going anywhere. Except deeper into prison. Possibly with a Netflix docuseries in 3… 2… 1…
TL;DR: Weinstein’s still trash, the justice system is slow but occasionally delivers, and the courtroom saga continues. This ain’t over—but our patience sure is.
#GuiltyAgain #HarveyWeinstein #JailhouseBlues #RotInPrisonKing
