Jason “Lucius Malfoy But Actually Cool IRL” Isaacs just whipped out his verbal wand and obliterated some haters—Expelli-ouch!
So, here’s what went down: Jason Isaacs (yes, the icy daddy of Draco Malfoy with the 10/10 villain hair) showed up at FanExpo Denver, looking fabulous, sounding wise, and ready to read racist trolls like a cursed copy of The Daily Prophet.
The tea? Some crusty keyboard goblins are mad that Paapa Essiedu, an actual acting legend and overall snack, is playing Snape in the new Harry Potter TV reboot. Why? Because apparently, their brains are stuck in 1842.
But Jason wasn’t about to let that slide. He looked dead into the void (aka the internet) and basically said:
“Paapa Essiedu is one of the best actors I’ve ever seen in my entire life. If you don’t like it, maybe check your racism, babes.”
AND THEN. He delivered this absolute mic drop of a curse:
“They’ll be swallowing their tongues—digitally, I hope—when they see what he does on screen.”
SWALLOWING. THEIR. TONGUES. 🔥
So if you’re still mad Paapa’s playing Snape, maybe go touch some grass. Or better yet, go watch I May Destroy You and come back when your soul’s been upgraded.
Meanwhile, the rest of us will be patiently waiting for the series, snacks in hand, screaming “YAS PAPA PAAPA” every time he slays the screen.
#DefendPaapa #LuciusSaidSTFU #SnapeGlowUpIncoming 🪄💅🔥
