Met Gala? More like Met GALA-xy of hunger cravings!
Halle “Still Finer Than Your Fave at 58” Berry did what any red carpet queen would do after a night of serving couture, glitter, and thigh-high slayage—she rolled straight into a Raising Cane’s like she owned the place. Because, duh. Royalty gets hungry.
After shutting down the 2025 Met Gala in a sheer LaQuan Smith outfit that basically whispered, “Yes, I drink from the fountain of youth—stay mad,” Halle decided it was time for something a little more… saucy. And by that, we mean Cane’s sauce. Like, she literally laid across the counter like it was a chaise lounge and helped herself to some crispy chicken fingers like it was her post-gala throne. We are not worthy.
Yes, the Oscar-winner, action icon, and certified snack became the snacker of the night in Harlem, making that Raising Cane’s location officially historic. Put a plaque on it.
Also—this was only Halle’s second time at the Met Gala ever (yes, really), and she still managed to make more noise than a bucket of chicken in a room full of hungover celebs. Eight years since her last appearance, and she popped back in like, “Did you miss me? Here’s a leg. Of chicken. And maybe mine too.”
Halle Berry is the blueprint. Slayed the carpet. Conquered the chicken. Balanced couture with carbs. We bow.
