Gypsy Rose Blanchard Offers Words Of Advice For The Menendez Brothers

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Gypsy Rose Blanchard, fresh out of the clink and feeling chatty, has some unsolicited advice for Erik and Lyle Menendez. The 33-year-old recently freed herself from the Missouri hospitality suite known as the Chillicothe Correctional Centre after serving seven years for, you know, accidentally arranging her momโ€™s permanent bedtime. Now sheโ€™s ready to drop wisdom bombs on two guys who, back in 1989, decided their parents were justโ€ฆ too Beverly Hills to live.

In an interview with TMZ (because of course TMZ), Gypsy got real about the brothersโ€™ potential re-entry into the wild, chaotic zoo we call modern society.

“Take It Easy, Boys”
โ€œIf they do get a retrial or resentencing or whatever fancy lawyer stuff, my advice is: Chillax,โ€ Gypsy said, clearly channeling her inner life coach. โ€œDonโ€™t rush out the prison gates like it’s Black Friday at Target. The worldโ€™s, like, completely different now. Trust meโ€”when I went in, TikTok didnโ€™t even exist, and now everyoneโ€™s doing weird dances for reasons nobody understands.โ€

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For the uninitiated, the Menendez brothers are currently petitioning for a new hearing, fueled by newly submitted evidence and Netflix stirring the pot with Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story. (Netflix knows exactly how to make murder fashionable, don’t they?)

“Therapy, Therapy, Therapy”
Gypsy didnโ€™t mince words about post-prison life: โ€œYou gotta ease into it, like when you dip your toes in a freezing pool. Also, therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. Because this world? Yikes. Itโ€™s a different kind of crazy out here.โ€

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And hey, while Gypsy admits sheโ€™s not exactly a walking Wikipedia on the Menendez case, she made it clear sheโ€™s Team Victims. โ€œIโ€™m all about advocating for abuse victims and prison reform,โ€ she said. โ€œIf these guys were victims too, wellโ€ฆ letโ€™s just say, everybody deserves a little justice, even if they made a big ol’ mess first.โ€

The Kim Kardashian Seal of Approval
When TMZ informed Gypsy that Kim Kardashianโ€”yes, that Kimโ€”is supporting the Menendez brothers, she didnโ€™t bat an eyelash. โ€œWell, duh,โ€ she said, with a knowing smirk. โ€œKimโ€™s been killing it in her Prison Reform Era. Honestly, if Kim says they deserve another shot, who am I to argue? The woman made bike shorts and a law degree happen at the same time.โ€

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And with that, Gypsy Rose Blanchard exited the interview like a proโ€”armed with the wisdom of experience, a passion for reform, and a healthy respect for Kim Kโ€™s life choices.

@tmz #GypsyRoseBlanchard has some advice for the #MenendezBrothers … saying the outside world is so different — and, a good therapist goes a long way. Watch our #Exclusive โ™ฌ original sound – TMZ

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