Gwyneth Paltrow, queen of kale smoothies and mindful living, is at it again—dropping wisdom nuggets on Instagram. On December 29, the 52-year-old actress, Goop guru, and self-proclaimed lifestyle sage decided to get all deep and introspective about what she’s leaving behind in 2024 and where she’s headed in 2025. Spoiler alert: It’s a rollercoaster of endings, numerology, and… a dog named Nero.
Numerology, But Make It Gwyneth
First off, Gwyneth opened her soul to tell us about her “nine year.” No, it’s not the latest Goop detox plan; it’s a numerology thing. Apparently, nine years are all about “completions and endings.” Translation: the universe handed Gwyneth a breakup playlist for life. “I had a bunch of goodbyes this year,” she mused, which probably included waving farewell to yet another overpriced candle concept.
She went on to explain how this year taught her the fine art of letting go. “Sometimes endings are painful,” she said, proving that even Goop isn’t immune to ugly cries. But don’t worry, because everything is happening for her “highest good,” even if it’s about as comfortable as wearing jeans after Thanksgiving dinner.
Gwyneth’s Goodbye Tour: 2024 Edition
So, what’s on the chopping block for Gwyneth? Here’s the rundown:
– “The phase of life where everyone is under one roof”: Translation? Her kids, Apple (20) and Moses (18), are out and about living their best lives, and she’s probably shouting, “Text me when you get there!” to empty rooms.
– Her home: No word yet if she lit a Goop candle to ceremoniously say goodbye to the house, but let’s hope.
– Los Angeles: Yes, Gwyneth left L.A. Maybe the city couldn’t keep up with her moon juice vibes.
– Some cherished colleagues: Were they “cherished” or just not fans of turmeric lattes? We may never know.
– A dog named Nero: RIP, sweet Nero. 💔
Also on the list? People who weren’t “right” for her, misperceptions (because correcting those is a full-time job), and the oh-so-relatable “self-limiting beliefs,” which she’s still working on. Aren’t we all, Gwyneth?
2025: The Year Gwyneth Crushes It
Now let’s talk about what’s on Gwyneth’s vision board for 2025. Brace yourselves:
– Feel better: Simple yet profound. Gwyneth-level wellness incoming.
– Crush it at work: Because apparently, Goop hasn’t peaked yet.
– Have tough conversations: We assume this includes things like, “No, Karen, you cannot use essential oils to cure allergies.”
– Reassess everything: EVERYTHING, people. Nothing is safe from reassessment.
– Surprise herself: Does this mean a non-organic snack in 2025? Dare to dream.
Check out her full lists on Instagram, where she’s probably sipping on a bone broth latte and preparing for her next life phase. Gwyneth, you’re leaving us all in stitches—and maybe reaching for a numerology book.