🚨GLEN POWELL FIGHTS ALIENS IN SCOTLAND WHILE DRESSED LIKE A SPACE DADDY: J.J. ABRAMS SUMMONS THE CHAOS GODS🚨

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Glen “Top Gun But Make It Hornier” Powell just time-traveled into a chaotic sci-fi fever dream and brought Jenna Ortega, Emma Mackey, and Samuel L. “Don’t You Dare Question Me” Jackson along for the ride. What is going ON?!?

Our boy Glen was caught in the wild streets of Glasgow, Scotland (aka the unofficial capital of time-traveling wizardry) wearing what can only be described as a futuristic fashion monstrosity designed by someone who’s watched Blade Runner, Star Trek, and Shrek 2 back-to-back while high on Red Bull and trauma.

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This untitled space-mess of a movie is being directed, written, and produced by chaos king J.J. Abrams — so basically expect lens flares, emotional daddy issues, and at least one dramatic monologue while something explodes behind someone’s head.

Extras on set were dressed as aliens. REAL ONES. One looked like a sexy squid. Another may or may not have been your cousin Chad in a helmet. We’re unsure.

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The plot? Mysterious. The vibes? Intergalactic. The drama? Already astronomical.

Let’s not forget: Glen’s booked and BUSY. He’s cooking up 🔥 with Ron Howard in a firefighter film (yes, we’re ready to sweat). He’s also clowning around in a Judd Apatow comedy, sprinting into the Running Man remake, AND blasting off in a sci-fi movie with Barry Jenkins. Basically, Glen’s doing everything but resting, and we love that for him.

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If this movie doesn’t include Glen punching a six-eyed alien while yelling something dramatic like “FOR EARTH AND HOT PEOPLE,” we riot.

#SpaceZaddy #GlasgowGoneGalactic #JJAbramsUnhinged 🚀👽🎬

🚨GLEN POWELL FIGHTS ALIENS IN SCOTLAND WHILE DRESSED LIKE A SPACE DADDY: J.J. ABRAMS SUMMONS THE CHAOS GODS🚨
🚨GLEN POWELL FIGHTS ALIENS IN SCOTLAND WHILE DRESSED LIKE A SPACE DADDY: J.J. ABRAMS SUMMONS THE CHAOS GODS🚨

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