Gisele Bündchen’s Baby Bump is the Main Character in This Beachy Pregnancy Extravaganza

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Supermodel, wellness guru, and now part-time beach fairy Gisele Bündchen is expecting baby number three, and she’s making sure the world knows about it—one dreamy Instagram video at a time.

The 44-year-old took to the ‘Gram on Wednesday (January 29) to bless our feeds with a cinematic masterpiece: a video of her frolicking on the beach, cradling her ever-growing baby bump like it’s the most precious football in the history of time (take notes, Tom Brady). The clip also includes some casual nature bonding, because nothing says “pregnancy glow” like looking like a goddess while standing in a sunbeam.

Gisele, who already shares 15-year-old Benjamin and 12-year-old Vivian with ex-husband and football legend Tom Brady, is now gearing up for baby #3 with her jiu-jitsu instructor-turned-boyfriend Joaquim Valente. Yes, you read that right—her new man teaches jiu-jitsu, meaning this baby is practically guaranteed to emerge from the womb knowing how to dodge haters and execute a flawless roundhouse kick.

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“Happiness is an inside job,” Gisele captioned the clip, in what we assume is both a spiritual mantra and a gentle nod to the tiny human currently renting space in her uterus. She continued with a bit of wisdom: “Remember, you are the only one who has the power to create the life you want to live.” In this case, she took that literally.

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Earlier this year, Gisele reflected on life, the universe, and everything in an Instagram post that could double as a motivational TED Talk.

“A new year is a special time to reflect on all that we have learned and what are the new things we want to create in our lives,” she wrote, as followers nodded solemnly while pretending they weren’t just there for the bump pics.

She continued: “We are each responsible for where we choose to focus our energy and for what we create.” Translation: If your 2025 plans don’t involve frolicking barefoot in the sand while looking effortlessly ethereal, you’re doing it wrong.

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With that, Gisele wrapped things up with a final blessing: “May you choose to nurture your energy in ways that fill your heart with love and compassion—for yourself and for others.” Basically, go forth and be fabulous.

Now, as we eagerly await Baby Bündchen-Valente’s grand entrance, one thing’s for sure—if this kid doesn’t come out surfing or meditating straight out of the womb, we’ll be shocked.

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