George Clooney Wants Joe Biden To Drop Out Of The US Presidential Race

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George Clooney, the silver fox of Hollywood, is stepping into the political ring with some spicy takes! The 63-year-old actor, fresh off a glittering fundraiser for Joe Biden where the hors d’oeuvres were fancier than a Paris runway, is now calling for the Democrats to cast a new leading man (or woman) for their 2024 blockbuster.

In a plot twist nobody saw coming, Clooney, who has played everything from a dashing doctor to a suave thief, is suggesting that President Biden should pull a classic hero move โ€“ exit stage left. Yep, you heard that right. Clooney wants Biden to channel his inner James Bond and say, “I’m outta here, kid.”

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In an op-ed to the New York Times, our man George penned a love letter to Biden, gushing about his senatorial days, his vice-presidential charm, and his presidential pizzazz. Clooney, whose op-eds probably come with complimentary autographs, poured his heart out about his admiration for Bidenโ€™s character and moral compass. He even said Biden won a ton of battles in the past four years โ€“ probably while wearing aviator sunglasses and chomping on an ice cream cone.

But here comes the dramatic turn: Clooney dropped the bombshell that Father Time is one battle Joe can’t win. “Itโ€™s devastating to say it,” Clooney lamented, probably while staring out a window dramatically, “but the Joe Biden I was with three weeks ago at the fundraiser was not the Joe โ€˜big F-ing dealโ€™ Biden of 2010. Heck, he wasnโ€™t even the Biden of 2020!”

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Clooney painted a picture of Biden at the debate that was less “rockstar” and more “needs a nap.” Was he tired? Did he have a cold? Maybe he just stayed up too late binge-watching “ER” reruns. Whatever the case, George thinks it’s time for a change and says the party needs to stop pretending that 51 million people didnโ€™t see what they just saw. Spoiler alert: everyone saw it.

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With the kind of candor you’d expect from a guy who once played Batman, Clooney said itโ€™s not just him waving this red flag โ€“ it’s every senator, congress member, and governor heโ€™s chatted with in private. Publicly, they might be all smiles and thumbs up, but behind closed doors, they’re more like, “Houston, we have a problem.”

So, in true Hollywood style, Clooney is asking Biden to bow out gracefully and let someone else take the lead in the next political blockbuster. Who will it be? Grab your snacks and stay tuned, because this political thriller is just getting started!

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