Elon Musk’s Baby Mama Drama: The Sequel!

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Billionaire, space cowboy, and part-time Twitter troll Elon Musk is back in the headlines—but this time, it’s not about Mars, memes, or AI. Nope, it’s baby mama drama! 🎭

Ashley St. Clair has officially sued Elon for sole custody of a child she claims is his 13th (yes, THIRTEENTH) kid. That’s right, Musk might have more children than Tesla models at this point. 🚗💨

🤔 Who Is This Mystery Baby?
According to court documents filed in NYC (where all the juiciest lawsuits go down), Ashley says she gave birth to a baby boy, known as R.S.C., in September. If Elon’s paternity checks out, this little one officially joins the ever-expanding Musk dynasty. At this rate, he’s not just populating Mars—he’s repopulating Earth.

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Ashley, a 26-year-old commentator, alleges that 53-year-old Musk was all about keeping things hush-hush when it came to Baby #13. In fact, she claims he’s only seen the child three times since birth. Three! That’s barely enough visits to teach the kid how to tweet something controversial! 😱

🚀 Ghosted By a Billionaire?
Ashley claims Elon has been radio silent since she went public with the baby news. She even says he acknowledged the baby’s existence in text messages, which are now part of her legal receipts—I mean, lawsuit.

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If true, this means Musk has upgraded from ghosting potential Twitter employees to ghosting alleged children. Talk about commitment to the bit. 👻

🕵️‍♀️ The Plot Thickens…
Ashley says she was trying to respect Elon’s desire to keep things quiet—until a tabloid got wind of the situation and was minutes away from dropping the bombshell. Then, all bets were off! 🏇💨

Elon, for his part, has responded with a single-word comment under an X post about the lawsuit: “Whoa.”

That’s it. That’s the response. Just “Whoa.”
Which, honestly, might be the most Elon Musk response possible.

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🎤 Meanwhile, in the Musk-iverse…
Elon’s other baby mama, singer-songwriter Grimes, is also demanding his attention. She took to X (because where else?) to beg him to stop ignoring their child’s medical crisis.

So, to recap:
✅ 13 (maybe???) kids
✅ At least two upset baby mamas this week alone
✅ A one-word public statement

We reached out to Musk for comment. Shockingly, he has not texted back. Maybe he only ghostwrites, not ghost-replies.

Stay tuned for the next episode of Keeping Up with the Musks! 🚀

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