Drew Barrymore Spills the Tea on Her Face — And It’s Shockingly Boring (in the Best Way)

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Drew Barrymore just confessed her biggest beauty secret: she’s done absolutely nothing to her face. Yup. Nada. Zilch. The woman is out here aging like fine wine with no preservatives.

During a sneaky off-camera moment on The Drew Barrymore Show (which honestly sounds like the most chaotic fun place on Earth), an audience member asked her, “Drew, how are you aging like a literal goddess?? What’s the secret??”
And Drew — being Drew — basically said, “I dunno, vibes??”

She admitted, at the tender, radiant, fresh-as-heck age of 50, that she’s had no work done. Not a tweak. Not a poke. Not even a suspicious facial where you leave wondering if you still have skin.

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“I haven’t done anything, and I wanna try to keep it that way,” she said, probably while doing something wildly charming like spinning around in her chair.
But! In classic Drew fashion, she immediately dropped a big ol’ bucket of wisdom tea:
“If Botox makes you feel like a sparkling unicorn, then Botox it up, baby! No judgment here.”

Then things got very real, very fast.
“I look in the mirror sometimes and it’s like, ‘HELLOOOO, TURKEY NECK!’” she said, basically dragging herself like only your bestie would. Honestly, relatable queen behavior.

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But she’s working on being nicer to herself. Because as she brilliantly pointed out:
“How lucky are we to even see our own face staring back at us?”
(Are you crying? I’m crying. Somebody hold me.)

She encouraged everyone to stop body-slamming their own reflections with negativity. Instead, Drew says:
– Be kinder.
– Be patient.
– Pretend you’re talking to your sweet grandma, not a poorly lit DMV photo of yourself.

“A smile is better than any lipstick you’ll ever buy,” she added, officially making every makeup brand cry into their glitter palettes.
And she dropped this absolute bombshell of wisdom:
“The thing you hate about yourself might actually be someone’s favorite thing about you. HOW IRONIC IS THAT??”
(Somewhere out there, your third-grade crush is thinking about how your “weird” nose is actually adorable, just saying.)

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Final verdict from Dr. Drew Barrymore, PhD in Self-Love and Sass:
It’s not how you look, it’s how you FEEL.
And friends, that’s the kind of Botox we can all get behind.

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