The internet is abuzz because Drake—yes, our very own emotional support rapper—has just blessed us with a brand-new track titled “No Face.” But don’t worry, this isn’t some creepy faceless Halloween jam; it’s all vibes, no stress, and yes… no face!
The song mysteriously appeared on social media like that one cousin who always “borrows” money but you still love anyway. And, just when you thought it couldn’t get any more hype, Playboi Carti slides into the track like your favorite meme sliding into your DMs.
Drake comes in spitting bars that only he could make sound emotional and flex-worthy:
“All these baddies obsessed with my face / All the stuff they won’t address / I can’t be showin’ no stress and my face, what? Yeah / No face, no face, no face.”
Translation: Drake’s face is now so valuable, it’s basically Bitcoin.
Now, in case you were still recovering from his last music drop (because, let’s face it, it takes time to emotionally process a new Drake EP), this gem comes just two weeks after he released his EP 100 Gigs. And no, it’s not a tech seminar about cloud storage—it’s a whole vibe! That EP gave us bangers like “It’s Up,” “Blue Green Red” (which sounds suspiciously like a lost game of Twister), and “Housekeeping Knows”—a ballad for anyone who’s ever tried to hide something from their cleaning service.
And get this—Drake isn’t dropping these songs on Spotify, Apple Music, or even a CD you could dig out from 2005. Nope, the man is keeping it casual. You can find these latest tracks exclusively on his finsta. Yes, you read that right. Drake is now that cool friend who shares exclusive content on a secret Instagram you wish you had access to.
So, if you’re still out there refreshing your feed hoping to catch a glimpse of these musical gems, best of luck. In the meantime, keep your face stress-free, because apparently that’s the new trend.
