Breaking news from the intersection of politics, golf, and surprisingly civil ex-in-law relationships: Donald Trump has spoken on Vanessa Trump and Tiger Woodsโ relationship, and heโs thrilled.
In a video posted to The White Houseโs YouTube channel (because where else would one discuss their ex-daughter-in-lawโs love life?), Trump shared his thoughts on the high-profile romance.
โI love Tiger. I love Vanessa. Tremendous people, both of them. Absolutely tremendous,โ Trump declared, presumably between bites of a well-done steak.
โHe told me about it, and I said, โTiger, thatโs good, thatโs good.โ Because it is good. Itโs very good. Itโs terrific,โ he continued, clearly having just learned about the relationship five minutes prior.
For those keeping up with the ever-expanding Trump family tree, Vanessa was married to Trumpโs eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., from 2005 to 2018, producing five offspringโyes, fiveโbecause if thereโs one thing the Trump family doesnโt do, itโs subtlety. Their children include Kai (17), Donald III (16), Tristan (13), Spencer (12), and Chloe (10), all of whom are now officially one degree of separation from Tiger Woods.
Tiger, 49, confirmed his relationship with Vanessa, 47, last month by going Instagram officialโthe 21st-century equivalent of renting a billboard on the highway. โLove is in the air and life is better with you by my side!โ he gushed in his caption, making us all momentarily believe in love again.
The post concluded with a classic celeb plea: โAt this time, we would appreciate privacy.โ Because nothing says privacy like announcing your relationship to 2.8 million followers on Instagram.
Will there be a White House wedding? Will Don Jr. and Tiger have a tense golf showdown? Will Melania release a statement that just says, “I donโt care, do u?” Only time will tell. Stay tuned.