Doja Cat is basically on a mission to break bread and paint the town pink after her brother landed in hot legal waters. The 28-year-old “Paint the Town Red” sensation hit up Nobu Restaurant in Malibu this week, proving that when life gives you lemons, you grab some sushi.
There’s more to this saga than just soy sauce and wasabi. Doja’s outings are like a sitcom plot twist, coming right after her mom, Deborah Elizabeth Sawyer, decided to play the restraining order card against her brother, Raman Dalithando Dlamini. It’s like a family drama, but with a side of spicy tuna rolls.
According to court documents, Mama Sawyer accused her 30-year-old son of not only abusing her but also giving Doja a dental makeover by knocking her teeth out. Ouch! It’s like a family feud, but instead of a game show, they’re playing a dangerous round of “Who Can Cause the Most Mayhem?”
Deborah spilled the tea, claiming her daughter suffered cuts and bruises in various encounters, and Raman allegedly spoke to her “in a very degrading and demeaning manor [sic].” Well, someone needs to remind Raman that it’s “manner,” not “manor.” But hey, when you’re in the middle of a family legal battle, grammar might take a back seat.
A temporary restraining order was served to Mama Sawyer, like a legal appetizer, but poor Doja didn’t get any legal love because she didn’t serve up her own documents. Maybe she was too busy perfecting her sushi chopstick skills.
Doja has been tight-lipped about the whole ordeal, leaving us to wonder if she’s busy crafting a diss track or planning a surprise album drop titled “Legal Woes and Sushi Rolls.” In the meantime, a video has surfaced where Raman vehemently denies all of Mama’s claims. It’s like a courtroom reality show, and we can’t wait for the next episode.
Kudos to Doja for maintaining her chill and grabbing dinner with friends amidst the legal circus. We’re here for the drama, the sushi, and the inevitable blockbuster movie adaptation of this wild family tale. Stay tuned for the next episode of “Doja and the Case of the Missing Teeth.”
