Just when you thought the 2025 Grammys were over and you could finally go to bed, Doechii said, “Not so fast, peasants!” and dropped a brand-new banger, “Nosebleeds.” And yes, it’s as fire as you’d expect.
The 26-year-old rap sensation snatched her first-ever Grammy for Best Rap Album (shoutout to Alligator Bites Never Heal—a title that sounds like an oddly specific life lesson). But did she just take her trophy and go home? Absolutely not. Doechii also lit up the stage with performances of “Catfish” and “Denial is a River” (which, let’s be honest, is also a free therapy session).
The Cover Art? A Whole Grammy. Because Flex.
As soon as the Grammys wrapped, Doechii hit us with the surprise single, and the artwork? Oh, just a casual Grammy trophy—because when you win, you remind people. Repeatedly.
And if you were wondering what “Nosebleeds” is about, here’s a taste of the chorus:
📢“Stepped out the swamp to the motherf***in’ stage (Ho!) / Cut my mic off ‘cause I’m ‘bout to misbehave (Hah!) / ‘Will she ever lose?’ Man, I guess we’ll never know / ‘Will she lose her cool?’ I guess we’ll never— (I)”
Translation: Doechii is on a winning streak, and your doubts are invalid.
A Song for the Haters (And the Fans, But Mostly the Haters)
Doechii specifically wrote and recorded “Nosebleeds” with producer Jonas Jeberg to commemorate her Grammy moment. The track is a mix of gratitude and subtle shade, thanking those who supported her while also addressing the side-eye some had about her nominations. (Spoiler: She won, so y’all can relax now.)
Now, go ahead and blast “Nosebleeds” while pretending you, too, just won a Grammy.
Moral of the story? Never doubt Doechii. Or alligator bites.