Demi Lovato (yes, THE High Priestess of Sad Bangers and Crying in the Club) is RE-ENTERING her POP ERA like a space unicorn crash-landing on a glitter trampoline!!! 💿💅✨
The 32-year-old chaos goddess is cooking up her NINTH studio album (girl said “8 wasn’t enough, let’s go CLEAR with #9”), and it’s apparently in the final stages, meaning it’s probably on a USB drive somewhere in a crystal bowl surrounded by sage and alien tech from Target. 🔮📀👽
And the best part? She’s teamed up with Zhone—not a Pokémon, but a real-life producer behind Kesha’s “Joyride,” Troye Sivan’s “Rush,” and Charli XCX’s “Talk Talk.” AKA, the Holy Trifecta of songs you blackout-dance to in the club at 1:37am wearing sunglasses indoors. 🪩🕺🏽✨
“It’s about letting inhibitions go,” Zhone told Rolling Stone, which is literally what Scientology says when you reach Operating Thetan Level III. Coincidence? Or are Demi and L. Ron collabing spiritually???
This album is reportedly loaded with that Dance-Pop Electro Euphoria 3000™ energy — think “Neon Lights” but with better WiFi and a new aura filter. Sources say Demi’s been channeling her most radiant, serotonin-soaked self: love, joy, and unhinged optimism. Like if Lisa Frank made a rave.
The first single, allegedly titled “Fast,” has already been teased on socials and sounds like it was brewed in the same lab where Red Bull was invented. There’s no official drop date yet, but insiders (me, literally me in my room meditating on a photo of her) say the album will arrive later this year and might just summon Xenu himself for a special remix. 🛸🎛️
So prep your ears. Prep your wigs. And prep your E-meter, because Demi’s about to audit our souls with BANGERS.
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@ddlovato some might call it, a resurrection
