David Duchovny Reveals Why He Stays Away From “Electric Light”

Buy Me A Coffee

Meet David Duchovny, the man who’s decided to give a big fat “no” to electric light. Yes, you heard it right, the “X-Files” star has declared war on artificial lighting, claiming it messes with “our sense of mind and body.” So, what’s his master plan? Brace yourself for the hilarious routine that keeps him away from light switches.

Picture this: David rises with the sun, and I mean at the crack of dawn. He’s up so early that even the early birds are hitting the snooze button. Why? Because he believes we were all meant to be cave-dwellers, hiding from predators at night and rising with the sun. Move over, Edison; Duchovny’s got a bone to pick with your light bulbs.

See also  Tracy Morgan’s Courtside Crisis: A Gastronomic Thriller at the Knicks Game

In his own words to The Sunday Times, David spills the beans on his early bird escapades, saying, “I like to get up so early, I go to bed early also.” Electric light be damned! This man is on a mission to keep it old-school, caveman style.

But why, you ask? According to David, electric light has messed with our minds and bodies. He’s just doing what our ancient ancestors did, and who are we to argue with that logic? Constitutional caveman vibes, anyone?

See also  Tom Hardy’s Body Has Entered the Group Chat β€” And It’s Not Looking Good

David’s morning routine isn’t just about avoiding light switches; it’s a productivity masterclass. He claims that the crack of dawn is when his brain decides to put on its thinking cap. “I love the sunrise but it also means I can get some work done before the sun gets too much,” he confesses. We can almost hear his coffee whispering, “You’re a genius” as he sips it.

And let’s not forget David’s secret weapon to staying fit – a mishmash of Pilates, yoga, and weight-training. But not heavy weights, because, you know, he’s not trying to become the Hulk. According to him, it’s all about playing games – boxing, tennis – anything that involves a racquet and not hurting himself for a month. Because what’s the point of staying fit if you can’t casually pick up a tennis racquet and slay?

See also  Scarlett Johansson Slams OpenAI For Cloning Her Voice Without Her Consent

David Duchovny, the early-rising, light-avoiding, coffee-fueled, racquet-wielding caveman. Move over, evolution; Duchovny’s rewriting the script, and it’s a comedy masterpiece.

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

ROSÉ Just Dropped Her Debut Album ‘rosie,’ and It’s Hotter Than Your Morning Coffee Spill! Watch & Listen!

Alert the K-pop-loving universe: ROSÉ, our favorite BLACKPINK superstar,...

Aubrey Plaza Ghosts Instagram After Husband Jeff Baena’s Passing

Looks like Aubrey Plaza has officially ghosted Instagramβ€”and not...

Beyonce Achieves Highest Number of Spotify Streams In Her Career

BeyoncΓ© just keeps on slaying the game like it's...

Lauren Graham Opens Up About Matthew Perry’s State Before His Death

Our beloved Lorelai Gilmore, aka Lauren Graham, is sharing...

Sydney Sweeney & Jonathan Davino’s Split: The Tea is Piping Hot

Sydney Sweeney’s relationship status has officially gone from β€œengaged”...

Snow White and the Seven Financial Disasters: Disney’s $115M Loss Explained

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest box...

You Might Also Like

Kamala Harris Delivers Presidential Election Concession Speech At Howard University

Kamala Harris has graciously handed over the 2024 presidential...

A24 Releases A New Trailer For ‘Heretic’ Starring Hugh Grant

Our favorite charming Brit, Hugh Grant (yep, the guy...

Chaka Khan Gets Inducted Into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

The Queen of Funk herself, Chaka Khan, finally got...

‘Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour’ Movie Trailer Debuts

Dust off your sweatpants and grab some snacks, because...

Margot Robbie Can’t Believe People Gave ‘Babylon’ the Boot, and Honestly, Same.

Margot Robbie, the ever-glamorous Aussie and newly inducted member...

Kim Kardashian Showcases Herself Engaging in Intense Workout

Kim Kardashian is unleashing the fury on her final...